We all know Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag belong behind bars - their so hilariously stupid with their staged paparazzi shots that it has to be a felony! That's why their Halloween outfits made me LOL.
I'm sorry Heidi, you could be beautiful if you didn't have that leech attached to you.
Remember when Miley Cyrus started out in Hannah Montana and then suddenly, it turned out millions of kids were watching the show (I admit it, I'm an addict) and then the demons at Disney suddenly got green dollar signs flashing in their eyes? Miley was everywhere! A world tour, a book, a 3D movie, best selling albums... she was everywhere, everywhere, everywhere.
These days Miley prefers to experiment in dating, take typical MySpace pictures and raunch up her photoshoots and neither Disney nor the world can seem to accept the fact that Miley is a hormonal 16 year old whose gonna grow boobs and hump around. So in comes the replacement, she's innocent, sweet and wispy. She's Selena Gomez.
The difference between her and Miley? Well, for one thing, people actually liked Hannah Montana before Disney started pimping that bitch out. Wizards of Waverly Place has kind of been forced on us, we've been watching it only to see the girl Disney have openly dubbed 'The New Miley - and this time, we removed her genitals to ensure she'll stay our property!' The show is still lame.
Now, Selena is everywhere. The girl has a Wizards of Waverly Place movie coming out (yippeee... not!), an album and today it's been announced that she's opening her own production company - called July Moon Productions. Selena will be given the power to option articles, hire screenwriters and tie additional talent to packages that can then be shopped to studios. First of all, she's a 16 year old girl from Texas who has only been in the spotlight for a few months - and only because of Miley Cyrus, let's face it. She's pretty and talented but she is no way qualified to run a production company and make those decisions. I bet Disney are just using her name and face for the company but really some boring old 40 something year old grey haired dude will be doing all the real work.
Sorry Selena but my love affair with you is over. Miley broke my heart by growing up and you're just getting annoying - you keep popping up everywhere! DAYUM.
I've tried to avoid posting about Robert Pattison... he's 'some hot guy' from 'some hot movie' that 'some teenage girls' are squealing over.
To be more specific, he's the crowned hottie of the upcoming and heavily anticipated Twilight movie based on the very, VERY popular book series. Seriously, these books are really popular. You think Harry Potter obsessives were bad? Twilight fans will cut you.
Anyways, some of the main stars of the movie including the graceful Kristin Stewart were in Rome for the International Film Festival where they walked down the red carpet to promote Twilight.
Aww, they're no Zanessa, but they're not far off either...
For the past month, High School Musical 3 fever has seeped across European cities like Paris, Rome, Madrid before hitting the USA less then a week ago and now - it's in Mexico!
Cheerleading the Mexican part of the HSM3 promotional tour once again are Zac Efron, 21, and Vanessa Hudgens, 19.
It looks like this duo won't be having any fun Halloween parties tonight as they hit up the red carpet in Mexico for the HSM3 premiere. I guess Zanessa can always dress up in the bedroom. I heard Vanessa likes to play vampire.Cute.
Zanessa were also at a HSM3 press conference in Mexico where Vanessa donned a much brighter outfit - she works the bold colours well, doncha think? I am loving the bangs too.
TMZ spotted Zac Efron at the airport and noticed a blemish on his neck... we call this a love bite, we call this 'Vanessa has an appetite', heck, we call it RAUNCHY DISNEY SEX. Why does that make us LOL? 'Cos sex and Disney go together about as well as peas and ice cream. Go Zanessa and their bad-ass rulebreaking!
A bunch of parents brought their kids to see Zac Efron in his G-rated High School songfest -- they got full frontal nudity instead.
It all went down in God-fearing Utah -- where managers at a South Jordan movie house decided to move a screening of "High School Musical 3" to one of its bigger theaters at the last minute.
But here's the fun part: according to the Desert News, someone forgot to swap out the movie reel on the projector -- which was set to show the R-Rated flick called "Sex Drive."
Suddenly, it was lights, camera, and all sorts of sexually explicit material.
The parents freaked and the movie was stopped as soon as employees could reach the stop button. No word how many people stayed to watch the rest of the movie -- not HSM, the other one.
Tina Fey says Sarah Palin offered to have her 17-year-old daughter babysit Fey's 3-year-old kid while filming Saturday Night Live two weeks ago.
"Gov. Palin was like, 'Oh, did Alice go home? Oh, 'cause Bristol woulda' babysat. She offered Bristol Palin to babysit Alice," Fey told Conan O'Brien Tuesday.
I guess Sarah Palin will do anything to get in the good books of the media - even if it involves manipulating others and involving her children in the schemes.
"It was Bristol's birthday, too," Fey said. "I was like yeah, that's exactly what 17-year-old Bristol Palin wants to do at SNL...babysit the toddler of the lady that gooks on her mom...."
Bloggers deem this vintage photo of Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas one that depicts a 'passionate kiss.' The photo was taken back in June 30 2007 at the San Diego County Fair.
At best, shy Nick Jonas is giving her a peck on the cheek... maybe whispering in her ear... no passionate kiss here folks. Still, it makes me LOL to see blogs OMG from this. I use too much computer slang.
Well, it's not really surprising that none of the movies in the box office this weekend really stood a chance against High School Musical 3 but I thought I'd offer some concrete proof.
High School Musical 3: Senior Year come in first at the box office with about $42 million this weekend. The highly anticipated fifth installment of the Saw movies came in number two with about $30.5 million. You'd think considering it was Halloween more people would be making an effort to see the scarier movies...!
That's not all for HSM3 though... the Disney movie raked in $16.9 million on Friday; the first day of its release which made a record in itself - beating Hairspray (which took $11 million) and the Hannah Montana 3D Concert Movie ($8.7 million).
Allegra Versace, the heir of the Versace fashion house was spotted at the Fashion Group’s 25th Annual Night of Stars with mommy Donatella.
Allegra was spotted looking extremely emaciated in a fashionable purple dress but let's face it, bones aren't fashion, people. I can see why a girl like her would be so insecure surrounded by perfect, six foot something goddess-like models which is why she should have gotten the help she needed back in March 2007 when her family first made her anorexia public.
The troubled teen also posed for pictures with Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. Get well soon, Allegra... or better yet, actually get some help this time! It's just not healthy.
A fellow club-goer snapped this picture of Mischa Barton rolling one up in an LA nightclub. I finally thought she was getting back on track. I guess not.
Over the weekend the stars came out for the 30th Anniversary Carousel of Hope Ball. An elegantly dressed Nicole Richie, a sophisticated looking Melanie B and three smartly dressed Jonas Brothers joined a whole host of celebrities (that your mum would have heard of) at the Beverly Hilton Hotel to help raise money for the Barbara Davis Centre for childhood diabetes - diabetes being an issue Nick Jonas holds particularly close to his heart. The Jonas Brothers even performed!
I've never had much interest in the 90210 girls because, frankly, let's face it - Gossip Girls do it so much better... and with a lot more class too.
However, seeing an almost naked AnnaLynne McCord with sex hair and a fiesty expression on her face made me sit up and pay attention. This totally warrants a blog post on here.
The 21 year old hottie performed at the Christian Audigier The Nightclub at the Treasure Island Hotel & Casino during a special performance of the “Sirens of TI” on Saturday in Las Vegas, Nevada.
According to Forbes 'Who's On Top?' Hollywood list, HSM hotties Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are raking in the big money for their projects as well as for the popular Disney franchise but it is the Tizz who comes out on top as the biggest earner of the two!
Ashley Tisdale vs. Vanessa Anne Hudgens
Tisdale: $5.5 million
Hudgens: $3.2 million
While screech-worthy stars each, the ladies of High School Musical have added new and different entries to their resume. Tisdale's include a Disney Channel series, a straight-to-DVD movie and some endorsement work. Hudgen's: an album, a flick and some endorsements as well. In the last year, the former has proved more lucrative than the latter.
Over this year, the Jonas Brothers have had some intense interviews with amazing magazines like People and Rolling Stone but none of them managed to get any information out of the tight-lipped brothers on one of their most famous relationships... with triple threat Miley Cyrus.
Well, what the mainstream US tabloids couldn't do... a small time German magazine called Bravo did! Bravo to Bravo! (I know, I'm so high right now...)
The scans of the magazine itself are in Spanish (boo!) but I've tried my best with a Google translator and my own common sense (yeah, we're all in trouble now) to translate it in the best way I can. Oh, and if you speak Spanish and I've made a major error... please, feel free to leave a flaming bag of poo on my doorstep. I know how cosmic justice works.
====================================================================== Title: Miley, I'm so disappointed! - WORLD EXCLUSIVE
Subtitle: Of the friendship that turned to love - now all that remains is bitter disappointment! Only in BRAVO does NICK JONAS speak about his true feelings for his his ex-girlfriend Miley Cyrus... Revenge is sweet - and painful! For all, however, there is a broken heart. That is the feeling that I got from Nick (16) of the Jonas Brothers when talking to him about his ex Miley (15). In her song "7 Things" she referred to wavy hair - term referring to him!
To remember: Miley and Nick were a couple for two years - their love for one another was kept strictly secret at that time. But then suddenly everything came to light when in February Miley gave Nick a public presentation of their love on stage: a kiss on the mouth. That was too much for the youth aged 16 - he did not want their fans and their parents to see such public displays of affection. The severe consequence: their separation!
Miley was unable to withstand this step until now, as always often manifests itself negatively about her former boyfriend. "I want to repent," she says liberally. Although Nick himself did not have an easy seperation, he has not ever spoken of Miley.
In an exclusive interview with BRAVO, Nick finally shows his true feelings. "I am really very disappointed Miley. I can't see it as good that she makes this public. The song and her behavior makes me really sad," Nick whispers.
Easy to understand, since there was such a vow of silence. "We promised at that time that the relationship was just a thing between us and that nobody would talk. Nobody should get to know about our love. ... And now this!" Nick is appalled.
Every time he hears the song of Miley, there is a dark shadow on his face. "I never would have thought about it. But fortunately I have my brothers Joe and Kevin. They help me to absorb all the history."
And many things are safe: the different version of events that Miley gives in public accounts have left deep wounds in what was a close friendship between the two.
"The relationship between the us is OK. Not much, much less," said Miley.
Nick, however, seeks to save, which is to save. "I take care to keep my friendship with Miley. It is important to me - despite our break. We have much in common. I do not want to give that up. I just want, we understand well again." ====================================================
I tried my best, guys! The scans links are here and here
Also, I think there's a few inaccuracies in all this. The kiss they are talking about was not on the mouth, it was on the cheek and it wasn't in February, it was in December on the Hannah Montana tour. Here's a video:
I'm glad Nick still values Miley, I guess if you've dated someone for two years, it does become difficult to cut that person out of your life completely. I'm also glad their both moving on in their careers and relationships.
For someone who is running for president, John McCain really doesn't seem too interested in observing the laws of his own country. After all, good manners and good etiquette start in your own family home, do they not?
Well, McCain's brother Joe McCain apparently isn't learning much from his ever-so-patriotic brother because he placed two calls to the police on 21st October to complain about... the traffic.
Yeah, seriously. He's that fucking lame.
The first call: Operator: 911 state your emergency Caller: Well, it's not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95, traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way? Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause) Caller: "Fuck you." (caller hangs up)
After this, the operator decided to call the number back and got this voicemail: "Hi this is Joe McCain I can't take this message now because I'm involved in a very (inaudible) important political project… I hope on Nov. 4th we have elected John."
Then the second call came: Caller: Somebody gave me this riot act about the violation of police. Operator: Did you just call 911 in reference to this? Caller: Yeah. Operator: 911 is to be used for emergencies only, not just because you're sitting in traffic.
The McCain campaign have wisely decided not to comment. Major LOLs!
Check it out in video so you can hear the idiot yourself:
Apparently, this is a new leaked song off Selena Gomez's new debut album which she's still recording. It's called Grow up (Blah Blah Blah)
I am determined to hate Selena's voice after that ridiculous Another Cinderella Story soundtrack but I heard this song once and bam-o. The song is damn catchy and I'm trying to rip it as we speak for my iPod. I'm pathetic, I know. I live in a basement under a house owned by a 85 year old woman who happens to be my grandmother. I also eat rats for dinner. Pity me.
Nick Jonas was the best man at his Uncle Josh's wedding last month. If you remember the infamous YouTube video where the JBros serenaded their Uncle Josh's girlfriend on stage in front of hundreds of fans and then Josh came on and proposed to her... that's the wedding that happened!
Kevin and Joe were the groomsmen at the wedding while Frankie Jonas played ring bearer - so cute! Their dad, Kevin Snr Jonas was the one who married the couple and then to round it all off - the brothers performed! So it really was a Jonas wedding! source
Popstar Magazine is celebrating it's 10th birthday and it gathered up all the tween favourites featured in its magazine for one big birthday video extravaganza. Enjoy!
The video includes: Nick Jonas, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, David Archuleta, NLT, Miranda Cosgrove, Jake T. Austin, Aly & AJ, Adam Sevani, Kristen Stewart, and tons more!
The second video includes: Demi Lovato, Robert Pattinson, Kevin Jonas, Ashley Tisdale, Victoria Justice, Jennifer Stone, Nick Lachey, David Henrie, Push Play, Good Charlotte, Taylor Lautner, JC Chasez, Chelsea Staub, Honor Society, etc...
Madonna's daughter Lourdes Leon might only be a tween but the girl is smart.
She was spotted along with mommy Madonna, baby David and Rocco as they all headed into the Kabbalah Center in New York City on Friday (24th October). Lourdes was sporting a T-shirt wearing 'BARACK THE VOTE.'
I think someone needs to give this girl the vote and take it away from some numbnuts who probably won't use it as efficiently.
Also, is it just me or is LL looking more and more beautiful and stylish lately? She takes after her momma!
Selena Gomez dropped by the H&M Collection Preview in NYC this week clad in an all-black, tight-fitting outfit. It's pretty age appropriate, she looks 16 years old and she looks sweet. Of course, the outfit also screams about what a dull personality she has. I think Selena was born in the wrong decade... the 1930's would've suited her better, especially with that hair cut.
Also in NYC, Eve was at the Antonio L.A. Reid Comestic Line Launch looking fierce with new hair. The platinum streak in her hair gives her edge and I'm loving how she outfitted herself in a cutsey lace dress and then punked it up with leather. The blazer she's wearing has become a popular trend in New York!
Also, if you haven't already heard... Victoria Beckham was on the cover of Vogue India. She was dressed up as a traditional Indian bride complete with the heavy gold jewellery and the traditional red and gold sari. I love what they did with her hair and I have to say, the desi look is a good one for Victoria although it accentuates her nose in an unflattering way.
There were a lot of hot babes at the Hot Hollywood party this week and a lot of hot styles were happening but Ashley Tisdale really stood out for me. Her darker hair and tanned skin complemented her well-shaped and rich in purple dress well. She looked sensational to say the least!
Finally, to round off my post is one of my favourite little five foot something petite fashionistas - Vanessa Hudgens. She wore a brilliant metallic-grey mini dress to TRL this week with a black blazer (the style for this winter) and knee-high socks. When you've got the shapely legs the Hudge has, you need to do whatever you can to show them off!
