Friday, 11 December 2009

Getting Interesting avec Barbara Walters

Barbara Walters interviewed what are deemed to be the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2009. Most of the people I agree with although Adam Lambert seems a premature choice; he has only been interesting for a few weeks... and Glenn Beck is more insane-raving-lunatic then 'interesting'... Whatever gets you the ratings, huh, Barb?
I do have to commend her on Lady Godga and First Lady Michelle Obama - awesome choices!

The full line-up (the real important ones are bolded):
1) Kate Gosselin
2)Adam Lambert
3) Lady Gaga
4) Sarah Palin
5) Brett Favre
6) Tyler Perry
7) Glenn Beck
8) Jenny Sanford
9) Michael Jackson’s children (Paris, Prince Michael, and Prince Michael II)
10) Michelle Obama.

Lady Gaga

Michelle Obama


Baby Jonas is solo

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Nick Jonas chilling at LAX with Papa Jonas. The second-youngest JoBro is going solo with his self-titled album and new band 'The Administration.'

More pictures here at CUF (if you're privileged enough to be a member)

Enjoy the minus-Joe cuteness.

Guess who's back from an unscheduled hiatus?

Yeah, this bitch.

Happy holidays pretty people!

Monday, 20 July 2009

Demi Ends Another Illegal Relationship

There have been rumours swirling around that Demi Lovato is dating Miley Cyrus' older, rocker brother Trace Cyrus; from Metro Station.

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These 'rumours' were most likely true:

1) Demi and Trace haven't hidden their enthusiasm to see each other over Twitter and spend hours talking late into the night on iChat; as confirmed by their Tweets.

2) Demi's friend Keith Carlisle messed up and tweeted to a fan that Demi was dating someone... when Demi had stated in interviews that she was single.

3) On Ryan Seacreasts' radio show, when probed about Trace Cyrus; Demi did not confirm NOR deny a relationship with him... you know when they don't deny it, there's something going on!

4) Demi is into dudes who wear tight pants and rock out on stage; she dated Alex DeLeon and they broke up... some thought it was for the better because he was 'too old' for her... but Trace is older than her too and hey, it was a felony when Miley and Justin did it and it's still a felony, bitches.

5) Demi has been spending time with Trace's friends recently; fame-whore Jeffree Starr is one them.

Well, it seems the fleeting romance ended just as quickly as it began... and once again; it all happened on Twitter. Hell yes.

It began with Trace:
He hinted that they're relationship had ended and then posted a picture of his ex-girlfriend Hanna Beth who he is on and off again with - when it suits her, the fame-whoring bitch :)
The picture:
So, to add insult to injury to Lovato; Trace seemed to be hinting his heart had always been with Hanna Beth.

Demi decided to hit back:

Miley offered her pearls of wisdom:
Sheds some interesting light. It does seem like Demi/Trace was just a case of a girl and guy crushing on each other and nothing really solid or tangible was there to form a real relationship. She is only 16 after all.

Trace was thankful that Miley was Team Trace:

Demi decided to give all her fans no doubt that her and Trace were breaking up by posting the following anti-men and anti-Trace tweets.

My favourite is her spoofing Trace's twitpic with her own. Classic.
The Demi picture:

Trace bowed out with:
It seems like he thinks he was nothing more than a friend to Demi. Maybe he led her on or she got the wrong message? Whatever.

I don't really care but this shit really bought me the LOLs so thank you Disney's HBIC and Marilyn Manson wannabe.


The Jonas Brothers are on their world tour right now. Inbetween shows, the boys have set up their own baseball team and they play games that the fans can come to watch as The Road Dogs.

Recently, the boys lost a match and updated their Twitter confirming this.

The link to that picture no longer works. The Jonas Brothers deleted that picture within ten minutes of posting it after they saw the fan comments to it.

Why you may ask?

The picture was innocent enough. It was of a pancake with a smiley face on it. It was the name of the picture file which was rather... questionable.


What?! How?! On?! Earth?!

Well, most likely, one of the purity ring wearers likes to check out Oceanup (as many other Disney celebs have confirmed it is their guilty pleasure) and saw the Miley Cyrus mishap that happened back in late 2008. They saved the um, questionable picture as the pictures on Oceanup were labelled 'mileycyrussideboob1, 2, 3... etc.' Then when they took this picture months later in July, they saved over that picture but failed to notice the file name remained the same.


Here's the original picture:

So to reiterate: Nick Jonas/one of the Jonai has a picture of Miley's boobs on his phone/computer. EEEEEP! Right? RIGHT?! Aww, come on!

Freepers Are So Crazy, Even Bill O' Is Like 'WTF?!' is of the same vein, more or less, as other Conservative websites that interpret political events through their own political perspective; a lot like and so forth.

Any sane-minded spectator of the FreeRepublic forums will have seen that the website has always walked on thin ice when it comes to issues of race and religion - two of their top targets that are bombarded with hate comments are issues regarding Muslims and blacks.

Therefore, it comes as no surprise that the 'Freepers' were recently called out on their racist and malicious comments - this time regarding President Obama's daughter; Malia Obama. For the full report, read here.

After gaining such attention from the press; the owner of FreeRepublic was forced to speak. One would expect nothing less than an apology and then for Jim Robinson to walk away with his tail between his legs and his head hanging in shame - because that is what the comments on his website were: a shame.

However, Mr. Robinson's response pretty much summed up why he runs a site like FR. He's the Head Nut after all. Nuttiest of the bunch.

His response (and my rantings in response):

(1)I'll tell you what. The dozen or so insults made by about a half-dozen anonymous members of the general public on an Internet forum were disgraceful. So we pulled them.
Half a dozen or so insults? No, the original thread had over 200 comments that all spewed the same hate and when the media gave the thread more notriety; it was followed by even more responses of like-minded individuals adding their two cents; their two racist cents, might I add.
It is also highly generous of him to dress up the comments as being mere 'insults' - they were a specific type of insult: RACIST insults. Nice way to dodge the bullet there with your fancy rhetoric.
Also, please don't feed us bullshit about them being 'annonymous members of the public.' The website requires people to register and have a login and password to be able to post; in order to do that, they have to submit personal information. It is a website on which the same people return and post on other threads.
These people weren't some crazies who hijacked the thread on a one-off. These sick-thinking individuals are actually are representation of the populace of your forums and a pretty damn shitty representation at that.

(2)But they're really a disgrace to insults in general and to the professional race-baiters of our main stream media that hurl them on a daily basis.
Once again, it's very classy of you to turn this around on your 'enemies' who have nothing to do with this. This is nothing to do with the 'liberal, race-baiting media.' This is you getting caught out and whining like a bitch about it.
Also, let's think about the logic your employing here. YOUR website filled with hundreds of your 'chums' no doubt has just been caught out making lewd and racist remarks about a young black girl and you respond by saying it is the media's fault for nit-picking every story about racism out there and sensationalising it?
Fuck, you're an idiot.
I am THANKFUL that our media is keeping an eye on wannabe Klan members like you so we can keep shit-thinkers like you in line!

(3)Our guys don't hold a candle to the professionals that have spent the last ten years or so pummeling the Bush and Cheney families with thousands of insults every damned day in every newspaper, magazine and TV network broadcasting to the public. Even the movies. Even in the halls of congress, in school rooms, in our churches.
Oh my God - not in our CHURCHES, anywhere but our precious CHURCHES(!) The Left might hold a candle in the media but let's not forget you have the biggest pimp with the biggest candle in the business out there spitting out Conservative propaganda left, right and center. You know the place; the one where all the chicks have bleached blonde hair and there's the odd black or Asian guy roaming the halls; looking oddly out of place - Fox News?

(4)We are bombarded daily by a constant stream of insults hurled by liberals, socialists, Marxists and leftists of every stripe. Family members and children are not immune from the daily barrage of insults from professionals and amateur leftists alike.
Yes, because the Left do not have reproductive organs and therefore do not breed and do not have children. It is only you and people who think like you in the 'Right' who have babies bouncing up and down on your knees. Cute(!) So, remind me again; you're writing this hate-speech right now because.... oh, I think I remember... something to do with a little black girl and 'your people' hurling insults at HER. Hypocrite.

(5)The Internet is chuck full of insulting comments, photo-shopped photos, cartoons so bad that they should be ashamed to publish them in their daily papers, but publish them they do. And laugh. Freaking hypocrites!
Your a hypocrite too, numb-nuts. Who the fuck told you it was a smart idea to sink to the same depths as your 'enemies?'

(6)They laugh about the insults hurled 24 hours a day against Sarah Palin and her husband and little girls. Even the tiny helpless little Downs Syndrome baby is not immune from their hateful insults.
Expand beyond your own little bubble, maybe take a trip to Fox News' forums and see what fellow Conservatives are saying - a lot of them are condemning and bad-mouthing her now too. It isn't as clear-cut as 'Left' and 'Right' asshole. There are always shades of grey.

(7) Racism? Monkey sounds? Right. Do a google search on "Bush Chimp" and see what pops up.
Riiiight.... do you know the difference between a pun about a white man's intelligence resembling that of a chimps and a racist insult about a black woman LOOKING like a monkey? Obviously not. I think some 'JIM CHIMPS' are in need right now. To Photoshop!

(8) George Bush is just as much a human being as Michelle Obama. And just as American. The only difference is George Bush is proud to be an American and proud to defend his country while Michelle Obama was ashamed of America for her entire adult life. Defend America? Right. The Obamas wouldn't lift a finger to defend America. They'd rather destroy it and destroy all it stands for.
Yes, because millions upon millions of indigenius, hard-working Americans voted Obama in so he could make the whole country go 'boom boom.' Makes perfect sense.

(9) Bush is a monkey. Bush is a chimp. Bush is a gorilla. Bush is a subhuman knuckle dragging mongrel. He sometimes makes funny monkey faces, even funny monkey sounds. We all have. I have. You have. Michelle Obama has. Monkey see, monkey do. Get used to it!
No thanks. I think we had hundreds of years to get used to black slavery and treating blacks like second class citizens and I really wasn't feeling it; so I refuse to let this country travel back in time and 'get used to it' all over again. Instead, I'd rather call out and expose the individuals on this earth who want those times to come back and shame them. That sounds like a much better agenda.

(10) Poor white trash live in trailer parks. Poor white trash live in slums. Poor white trash also live in ghettos. Many people who aren't even poor white trash live in trailer parks, slums, barrios and ghettos. "Dressed like someone from the ghetto" can't possibly be a "racist" insult unless you're assuming all black people and only black people come from ghettos. If you are making that assumption and are personally insulted by such comment, then look around. You may be a racist.
Wow, asshole; way to go around in circles and bite yourself on your own ass. Let me see if I have this right; by taking a comment about a black girl that refers to her as being ghetto and assuming it to be racist - I am the racist because I'm assuming blacks come from the ghetto. OK, cool... now let's go back to the part where you said poor white trash live in trailer parks, slums and ghettos so it can also be assumed as a racist comment to whites... so you're making that assumption... and that makes you what? A self-hating white dude? OK, cool.

(11) Ok, I think I have this figured out. It's absolutely ok for the left to trash any conservative, even children and babies, but it's absolutely against the rules to return fire. The left can hurl out the insults, but cry like banshees when it comes back on them.
Sounds good to me! :D

(12) Speaking of insults doing harm to sweet little girls, how much harm is done to a child when Obama authorizes so-called "reproductive health" professionals to reach up into a womb and literally rip a human baby limb from limb and remove its lifeless carcass bit by bit when if left alone, it would have been a bouncing little baby boy or girl just moments later.
Yeah, OK, numbskull; you lost all credibility when you claimed a fetus can go from being fetus one moment and the next just bounce out a full grown little baby. Yeah, I'm not going to sit here and listen to you preach pro-life shit when you don't even know the simple facts of reproduction. Here's a tip buddy; babies aren't delivered by a stork either!

(13) Mr. Obama says that if one of his little girls makes a mistake, he doesn't want to punish them with a baby. He admits that determining the beginning of human rights is above his paygrade, but he has absolutely no problem at all playing God to determine which lives are fit to bring into this life and which are ok to snuff out.
You are obviously an ignorant fuck if you think abortion is when you reach up a woman's vagina, yank out the fetus and then smother it with a pillow because that's the imagery you're painting buddy. Check your facts before you make outrageous claims like that bitch. As well as that, who the FUCK are you to tell a woman she has to have a baby? I'm not even going to get into the abortion shit but nice try; you almost built up a smokescreen against your racist site. Almost.

(14) That's the supreme insult. It's a gross insult to every human being on this planet living or dead. It's an insult to life itself. It's an insult to humanity, to human decency. It's a slap in the face to God the Creator of all life. We will all pay a price for the disgraceful American Holocaust. Fifty million innocent American lives slaughtered on the altar of liberalism and the count is growing daily. Butchers!
Fucking drama queen.

(15) FReep you and the smug, arrogant, hypocritical high horse you rode in on!
Little thing called 'cars.' Yeah, that's what they use for transportation nowadays. Crazy world, huh? Did anyone tell you a dude named King also passed a little Civil Rights Act which means you can't do your favourite past-time anymore? No more lynching! Aw, shucks!

(16) My name is Big Jim Thompson and I approve this message.
Oh, ha-ha. 'Jim Thompson.' Silly bitch, stop whining that the media got your name wrong. No one gives a shit about you, the only thing they care about is your warped ideals. Your name is not important. I don't care if it's Jim Robinson, Jim Thompson or Shit MyPants-McGee; you're sick and that's the end of it.

As well as this, even Bill O'Reilly, Fox News' resident Hitler; is condeming these guys. Yes, they are so nuts, even Bill O' is like 'WTF?'

Thursday, 9 July 2009

Paying Your Last Respects

In light of Michael Jackson’s memorial yesterday; I’ve found my perception of life changing.

No matter what your opinion of the late Jackson was; you cannot deny – and you are a filthy liar if you do deny – the fact that the man was talented.

Hell, he was talented and he was ambitious. He constantly pushed himself to be bigger, greater and more magnificent than the last time you had seen him. To most, he was ridiculous but looking at the news coverage now and seeing the sea of thousands upon thousands of people who have shed tears for him; it appears those who considered him ridiculous were few and vastly outnumbered.

Jackson was a human being. I think we are forgetting that in this last week because we’ve spent so much time hero-worshipping him and putting him on a pedestal.

Nonetheless, the man with the golden walk was a human being. He was hurt by us. We were at times shocked and hurt by him. He made mistakes just as we make mistakes. Yet, the higher you are the harder you fall and there was no one doing what Michael Jackson did that was higher than him. No, sir. He was the highest and mightiest of the mighty until he took his big fall. He spent his last few years a recluse and a cripple; comforted and sustained by the love his surrogate children provided him.

His daughter, Paris, bid an emotional farewell at the memorial service yesterday as Janet Jackson clung onto her from behind. The little girl spoke confidently, without a doubt in her voice that her father was the greatest man who had ever lived and that he had loved her endlessly but her emotions and her grief made her entire composure crumple. As her face broke apart into tears; I think my heart shattered into a million tiny pieces.

Michael Jackson made mistakes. He was human. He took a big fall over ‘alleged’ crimes.

Yet, he is a historical figure and there was not a dry eye in the Staples Centre yesterday; I can assure you.

Watching that... and watching these events fold over these last few days after his death; I can tell you I feel so Goddamn inspired. This man was a delicate, musical prodigy. He worked his ass off and he sang with soul because it was his passion.

We felt his passion and we immediately succumbed to him. We felt his passion and we cried when we learned that it was dead.

So, even in death, Michael Jackson is still inspiring. This is cheesy as fuck but it’s more honest than anything I’ve ever felt or said in my entire 19 years of life. If you have a dream, if you havce a passion and if you’re *talented*... God, just go for it. You don’t want to die and have one miserable sod at your funeral.

Human life, no matter whose it is; should be fucking celebrated. Every single dead person deserves a memorial like Michael Jackson’s; with millions of people watching it live at home, the biggest celebrities crying by your gold-cased coffin – to be encapsulated in history as *great.* We all deserve to be remembered and to be made a fuss of when we die just like Michael Jackson... but you got to work damn hard for it.

Michael worked damned hard and he deserved it. Yesterday was his day. So stop your bitch-ass whining about ‘Ooo my tax dollars paid for this... uhh, why?’ Bitch, shut the fuck up. For once, we’ve put money towards something that emotionally unites and ties people together. Everyone at the Staples Centre yesterday felt like they were one body. One massive body quivering with grief.

Work hard.
Chase your dreams.
Be the next Michael Jackson.
Hell, be the next you.
Aspire to something.

You get one life, make it a good fucking one and maybe someone other than that one dude/girl you fucked four years ago will turn up to your funeral.

That’s what Michael Jackson’s taught me, folks.