Demi Ends Another Illegal Relationship

There have been rumours swirling around that Demi Lovato is dating Miley Cyrus' older, rocker brother Trace Cyrus; from Metro Station.


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These 'rumours' were most likely true:

1) Demi and Trace haven't hidden their enthusiasm to see each other over Twitter and spend hours talking late into the night on iChat; as confirmed by their Tweets.


2) Demi's friend Keith Carlisle messed up and tweeted to a fan that Demi was dating someone... when Demi had stated in interviews that she was single.

3) On Ryan Seacreasts' radio show, when probed about Trace Cyrus; Demi did not confirm NOR deny a relationship with him... you know when they don't deny it, there's something going on!


4) Demi is into dudes who wear tight pants and rock out on stage; she dated Alex DeLeon and they broke up... some thought it was for the better because he was 'too old' for her... but Trace is older than her too and hey, it was a felony when Miley and Justin did it and it's still a felony, bitches.


5) Demi has been spending time with Trace's friends recently; fame-whore Jeffree Starr is one them.

Well, it seems the fleeting romance ended just as quickly as it began... and once again; it all happened on Twitter. Hell yes.

It began with Trace:

He hinted that they're relationship had ended and then posted a picture of his ex-girlfriend Hanna Beth who he is on and off again with - when it suits her, the fame-whoring bitch :)
The picture:

So, to add insult to injury to Lovato; Trace seemed to be hinting his heart had always been with Hanna Beth.

Demi decided to hit back:


Miley offered her pearls of wisdom:

Sheds some interesting light. It does seem like Demi/Trace was just a case of a girl and guy crushing on each other and nothing really solid or tangible was there to form a real relationship. She is only 16 after all.

Trace was thankful that Miley was Team Trace:


Demi decided to give all her fans no doubt that her and Trace were breaking up by posting the following anti-men and anti-Trace tweets.

My favourite is her spoofing Trace's twitpic with her own. Classic.

The Demi picture:


Trace bowed out with:

It seems like he thinks he was nothing more than a friend to Demi. Maybe he led her on or she got the wrong message? Whatever.

I don't really care but this shit really bought me the LOLs so thank you Disney's HBIC and Marilyn Manson wannabe.

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The Jonas Brothers are on their world tour right now. Inbetween shows, the boys have set up their own baseball team and they play games that the fans can come to watch as The Road Dogs.

Recently, the boys lost a match and updated their Twitter confirming this.


The link to that picture no longer works. The Jonas Brothers deleted that picture within ten minutes of posting it after they saw the fan comments to it.

Why you may ask?

The picture was innocent enough. It was of a pancake with a smiley face on it. It was the name of the picture file which was rather... questionable.


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What?! How?! On?! Earth?!

Well, most likely, one of the purity ring wearers likes to check out Oceanup (as many other Disney celebs have confirmed it is their guilty pleasure) and saw the Miley Cyrus mishap that happened back in late 2008. They saved the um, questionable picture as the pictures on Oceanup were labelled 'mileycyrussideboob1, 2, 3... etc.' Then when they took this picture months later in July, they saved over that picture but failed to notice the file name remained the same.

Ouchie.

Here's the original picture:


So to reiterate: Nick Jonas/one of the Jonai has a picture of Miley's boobs on his phone/computer. EEEEEP! Right? RIGHT?! Aww, come on!