Joe Jonas Doesn't Like Boobies?

I do have to sympathise with the Jonas Brothers. They proudly wear their purity rings and yet the majority of their fan base is obsessed with de-purifying these rings at any given chance!

Although I do sympathise... I am still laughing my pudgy little butt off at this video of the boys performing a concert in Chile where a girl, with excellent aim might I add, sent a bra flying directly into Joe Jonas's hands.

His reflexes seem to have gotten quicker too because without even looking down at the bra, he quickly let it drop and walked away. Yes, he didn't even have to look. That tells me a lot about this boy.

Either he knows the lacy, warm feel of a freshly worn bra all too well... or maybe Papa Jonas the Church minister had the boys 'study' bras in 'Bra Dodging On Stage 101.' Judging by the stick-barbies Joe Jonas dates like Camilla Belle, Taylor Swift and Australian model Amelia Than-Aye; I'm gonna wager a guess that it was the bra dodging classes and not experience which allowed him to make the quick realisation that it was a bra in his hands. After all, none of those girls has anything except nipples and nipples don't need bras...nooo, you just need two peanut shells and some string.

Anyways, watch here for the LOLS. If you still want some LOLS, then watch the last incident again here.

FF to 3 minutes.

Miley Cyrus & Jonas Brothers Fashion Police

Jonas Group?

Apparently the Jonas Brothers aren't content with being Grammy nominated, award-winning, record-breaking singers, songwriters and actors. They have to have a record label too.

JonasGroup.com just launched online after the Jonas Brothers announced this week that they were creating their own record label to sign Honor Society onto.

Memories From London....

Remember back at the start of September when the Jonai and the Camp Rock cast headed out to London to promote their movie? Well, do you also remember a few paparazzi photos popping up of Demi Lovato and the three brothers posing around in London?

Well, we finally have the photoshoot pictures!



There's even better news for you obsessive fans who like to zoom super-close into Joe Jonas's face... they're in HQ!

Merry Christmas, bbs.

JB's Grammy Glory

The Jonas Brothers were nominated for a Grammy at the Nokia Theatre in LA earlier this week and they are still riding high on the glory!

As can be seen from the backstage interviews, the boys feel truly blessed. Aww!


Even radio show host Ryan Seacrest called the boys on Thursday morning (4th December) to offer his congratulations.

JB Can't Stop Smiling...

Well, there's no reason why they should be frowning!

The Jonas Brothers were celebrating their Grammy nomination last night (3rd December) at the Nokia Theatre in LA. Nick Jonas said they 'just couldn't stop smiling' when asked how they were feeling.

Watch the cuties... Oh and some LOL points:
-He calls them 'brothers' like in the black sense. The JBros can't get anymore white!
-At the end, he calls out to Taylor Swift... freeze-frame Joe's face there. That girl is everywhere these days!

Chelsea Gets Her Material From Star

The Chelsea Lately Show has become an unspoken enemy of the Jonas Brothers with host Chelsea Handler taking every opportunity to chastise the three 'virgin man-childs.'

It seems like she's so desperate for new stories on them that she can give a humorous twist to that she's resorting to taking stories from Star Magazine. That's pretty desperate.

Extract taken from the latest Star Magazine... anyone with a brain knows Star is 99% bullshit, 1% lucky chance guesses that they get right:
'Joe is absolutely obsessed about what he wears and how it looks. He even goes as far as putting his Ray-Bans on the fake Joe.. .His brothers think he's crazy, but planning his outfits on a mannequin saves him time in the morning!'

A Chelsea Lately segment talking about the mannequin.

LUCAS Brothers Keep It Real

A new promo and a new plot outline for the heavily anticipated Disney series JONAS has been released!

The Jonas Brothers, who play Kevin, Nick and Joe Lucas in the upcoming series will be a band of brothers who struggle to deal with being normal kids as well as balancing being teen superstars. It's basically an updated version of Hannah Montana with more likeable celebrities - Miley's expiration date has hit. I'm sure the Jonas Brothers' will too.

The new episode is entitled 'Keeping It Real' and the synopsis is as follows:
Mom Sandy Lucas is upset to see that her boys are growing accustomed to the perks of fame. In order to keep her boys grounded she calls for more normal family activities, chores and a family dinner.

Kevin, Joe & Nick Lucas find it hard to complete even the simplest of tasks like taking out the garbage. While visiting a thrift stop owned by their friend Macy's grandmother the boys get stuck inside after they are mobbed by fans. They frantically try to find a way out to make it home in time for their mom's dinner.

What do you THINK of the upcoming new series?

Jonas Brothers Spread Xmas Goodwill

Trust the Jonas Brothers to remind everyone to do some good this Christmas!

They did a series of special public service announcement for the Salvation Army; asking people to 'ring a bell' and collect donations this holiday season. Check out the clips below.




These boys are too sweet!

A Very Jonas Christmas!

People.com sat down with the Jonas Brothers and their parents and younger brother Frankie to discuss the upcoming Christmas holidays and their holiday traditions.

The Jonas family talked about how they can't wait to celebrate Christmas this year at their new Dallas home. Kevin stated: "We're huuuge Christmas fans." They help their mom with her cookie-making which is a '5 day event.' Sounds yum!

Nick: Christmas reminds him of f his past as a theatre kid when he would do the Christmas performances during the festive season: "I love the ones I have from when I was in (a Broadway production of) A Christmas Carol, especially the Ghost of Christmas Past. Those are good memories for me."

Joe: To get in the festive mood, he makes a Lion King ornament for the tree, stating that "ever since I was little, that was the one I couldn't wait to put on the tree every year." Joe also explained how they wear their pajamas inside out on Christmas morning, holding the superstition that it will snow if they do so. Talk about holding onto your childhood! These big Hollywood boys are at heart little excited boys lost in the festivities and amazement of the Christmas season. It's kind of endearing to know!

Check out the rest here

Taylor Still In JONAS Movie

According to Star magazine, Taylor Swift has not been cut out of the Jonas Brothers' heavily anticipated 3D movie... yet! The director says she is still in the final cut of the movie and the Jonas Brothers mentioned earlier themselves that they had already seen a screening for the finished movie.

Maybe it's too late to cut her out?

Or maybe the JoBros are taking the high road and not letting a messy break-up interfere with their professionalism? Bravo to them if that's the case!

JB @ The Roxy

The Jonas Brothers left the Roxy on Friday night (15th November) to find an overwhelming crowd of fans waiting for them - looks like the boys have won back their fans!

The trio took some time to pose for pictures and sign autographs and Joe looked very happy. Kevin seems a little left out, poor baby! Also LOL at the security guards trying to keep the girlies under control!



I'm loving Joe's hair... ugh, why does this womanizer have to be so damn cute?

LOL Of The Day

There's been some crazy rumors going around in the murkier parts of the web that insinuate country crooner Taylor Swift is pregnant.

The ex-girlfriend of Joe Jonas took to her MySpace blog today to dispell the myth:
I read a very creative rumor this morning saying I'm pregnant, which is the most IMPOSSIBLE thing on the planet. Take my word for it. Impossible.

Either that means she's infertile or Joe Jonas is keeping that chastity belt strapped on. Good boy! LOL.

Taylor's Cell Phone Break-Up

It seems like as amazing as the Jonas Brothers are in terms of talent and hotness... they are just like normal teenage boys when it comes to their love lives. That means sometimes they get their hearts broken and sometimes they are the heartbreakers.

Clearly, Nick Jonas hurt Miley Cyrus. Now, it seems like country crooner Taylor Swift was hurt by Joe Jonas. In her latest MySpace video, featuring Nick's new girlfriend Selena Gomez, Taylor attempts to promote her new album Fearless which will drop November 11th. In the video she also plays with a Joe Jonas doll and tellingly states 'See, this one even comes with a phone, see, so you can break up with other dolls.'

Yikes!

Check out the video here

Stars Bring Hope

Over the weekend the stars came out for the 30th Anniversary Carousel of Hope Ball. An elegantly dressed Nicole Richie, a sophisticated looking Melanie B and three smartly dressed Jonas Brothers joined a whole host of celebrities (that your mum would have heard of) at the Beverly Hilton Hotel to help raise money for the Barbara Davis Centre for childhood diabetes - diabetes being an issue Nick Jonas holds particularly close to his heart. The Jonas Brothers even performed!

A Jonas Wedding

Nick Jonas was the best man at his Uncle Josh's wedding last month. If you remember the infamous YouTube video where the JBros serenaded their Uncle Josh's girlfriend on stage in front of hundreds of fans and then Josh came on and proposed to her... that's the wedding that happened!

Kevin and Joe were the groomsmen at the wedding while Frankie Jonas played ring bearer - so cute! Their dad, Kevin Snr Jonas was the one who married the couple and then to round it all off - the brothers performed!

So it really was a Jonas wedding!

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JB Like PerezHilton

In an interview with Seventeen Magazine, the Jonas Brothers talked about their favourite songs, their first kisses, celeb crushes and so forth. One thing that made me raise an eyebrow was the fact that they love Perez Hilton. I guess it's understandable as Perez is always singing their praises but you know how quickly the media can turn on you - and Perez is the media queen and the Queen Bitch. Not the best association to have in my opinion.


How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Kevin: 13
Joe: 16
Nick: 13

Who's your celebrity crush?
Joe: Emma Watson
Kevin: Carrie Underwood
Nick: Sophia Bush

What's a girl fashion trend that confuses you?
Collectively: The "I don't care look" when a girl is wearing sweats.

What's the girly movie you secretly love?
Collectively: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

What's your TV guilty pleasure?
Collectively: Family Guy

Who would play you in the movie version of your life?
Joe: Corbin Bleu
Nick: Mark Wahlberg
Kevin: Christian Bale (lol)

What's your dream job?
Joe: Towel boy for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.
Nick: U.S. President.
Kevin: CEO of Starbucks.

If you could trade places with anyone in the world for one day, who would it be?
Collectively: Prince William

Who in your family are you closest to?
Our uncle Josh, who travels on the road with us.

What's your favorite Website?
Our MySpace page, but we do use Google a lot and we like PerezHilton.com.

What's the fast food you can't live without?
In-N-Out Burger

What's your worst habit?
Kevin: My bag explodes with clothes all over my hotel room floor every day

What's the last song you listened to on your iPod?
Kevin: "Desperado" by the Eagles
Nick: "Let it Be" by the Beatles
Joe: Barney sing-along songs

What's the last thing you bought?
Collectively: A full cowboy outfit at a truck stop in the middle of the Texas desert at 2 a.m. last night!

What did you dream about last night?
Collectively: Flying.

How much money is in your wallet right now?
Kevin: I carry cards because I don't like cash.
Joe: 42 cents
Nick: $750

Fill in the blank: When I was 17, I was ____________.
Kevin: I was a total nerd and had like two friends, and then I left my school and got signed to a record deal. Also, I got my license — it was awesome.
Joe: I released my first record and had my first year of awesome touring.
Nick: I'm not 17 and never have been. But I hope to have gone multi-platinum and to travel the world.


LOL @ all of Joe's answers. He's so cute. :)

Hudson Family Tragedy

I don't know how many of you out there remember Jennifer Hudson because she doesn't pop up at events a lot. Yet, you should know her because she has had an immensely successful career - in 2004 she won American Idol and her amazing vocals landed her a role in Dreamgirls alongside Beyonce. It was for this role that Jennifer also picked up an Oscar!

Unfortunately, Hudson, 27, is now popping up on blogs everywhere this morning after the events of last night (24th October) where her mother and brother were found shot dead in their home in Chicago.

Jennifer is currently on her way to Chicago and her rep, Lisa Kasteler tells People:
“We can confirm that there is an ongoing investigation concerning the deaths of Jennifer Hudson’s mother, Darnell Donerson, and her brother, Jason Hudson. No further comment will be made and the family has asked that their privacy be respected at this difficult time.”

My thoughts and prayers are with Jennifer during this difficult time. I can't think of a worse way to hit the gossip blogs then this.

Jonas Brothers Have A Love Bug

The Jonas Brothers eagerly anticipated music video starring Camilla Belle finally aired last night (19th October) and the JBros have uploaded it to their official YouTube.

Check it out!

What do YOU think? Is it good? Or trying too hard?

Andelman Thinks JB Are 'Dreamy'

That's right, in an exclusive interview with MTV, director Philip Andelman dubbed the threesome 'dreamy' as well as 'unbelievably professional and well-mannered.' I can honestly say, I don't disagree with Andelman one bit on both counts.

If you don't know who Philip Andelman is, he's the director of their new music video Love Bug which is set to air tonight (October 19th)! The eagerly anticipated music video is set in the 1940's and stars 10,000 BC actress Camilla Belle - a girl all three JBros have a crush on!

Check out the full article with Andelman here and don't forget to catch Love Bug tonight!