MTV Movie Awards 2009

The MTV Movie Awards 2009 were on last night and it was one hell of a show. One. Hell. Of. A. Show. I can not emphasise that enough. Whether you agreed with who won what or who wore what... it doesn't even matter, dude. The key thing is: Eminem being face-to-bare-ass with Sasha Baron Cohen's creation Bruno. That's all you need to know people. That's all.


Basically, Eminem was apparently 'humiliated' and stormed out of the awards when Cohen's character Bruno floated down onto the audience in a harness wearing only wings and a thong. His harness appeared to undergo 'technical difficulties' and he was sent hurtling down onto Eminem... his face in Eminem's ass. Sweet.


People are dubbing it as a publicity stunt which Eminem may or may not have been in on. Regardless, you got love Zachary Quinto's reaction, Cameron Diaz's amused face and Vanessa Hudgen's cute giggling as boyfriend Zac Efron appeared mortified at having been called out like that!


Twilight were the big winners last night, sweeping up 5 of the awards.

A list of the winners

Twilight - Best Movie, Best Female Performance, Best Fight Scene, Breakthrough Male Performance, Best Kiss.

Firstly, Rob and Cam Giga-thing-a-jig going up for their best fight scene award made my mouth water. Not gonna lie. Hot guys, people.
For best kiss, Robert and Kristen almost seemed reluctant to go up! Also, is that a wistful face I spy on Vanessa Hudgen's face? Poor baby! The tension building up to the kiss-that-never-was was, I have to admit, very hot in an awkward, cute way!
Robert's speech for breakthrough performance was cute once again in an awkward way. You can tell he's not used to this!
Once again, when KStew went up for her award... was that a look of envy of Vanessa's face? Damn her cuteness, I melt every time they cut to her! But KStew deserved that. Her reaction was... hey, what do you know, AWKWARD! But you gotta love it. You know Vanessa Hudgens' totally jinxed her to drop that award!

Best Male Performance - Zac Efron

I have to love Zac's response to the whole situation and Vanessa is just a shining beacon every time they put her on the screen.

Breakthrough Performance Female - Ashley Tisdale

I am hella proud of this fierce bitch for being a hardcore underdog and winning this. I really am. Words can not describe, Tizzy.

Best Comedic Performance - Jim Carey

What a showman! He deserved that award and that standing ovation.

Best Villian Winner - Heath Ledger
Who could argue with this one?

Best WTF Moment - Amy Poehler


Best Song - Miley Cyrus

Another underdog. I was not expecting her to win but I am hella glad she did! I fucking loved her for being loud and obnoxious and real. Suck on it, A-list Hollywood with your 'classyness.' Pssh.

Generation Award Winner - Ben Stiller

Rpattz Arrives

Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson arriving at LAX airport last night (29th May) and trying to be all incognito with the big-ass shades and the slinky hoody.

He looks like a creepy... creep.

Nonetheless, like always, he was polite and obliging to fans, signing autographs here and there even though he looked like crap. What a good creepy guy.

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Does Pattinson Have Any Dignity Left?

Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson is a charmer and he's handsome (well, I think so!)

Anyways, he's fame has blown up obviously because of the Twilight saga which he is the dreamy star of which means he's had to get used to all sorts of things like screaming teenage girls ruining his life and nosy PR assistants telling him what to wear, what to say and how to live. Tis the price of fame, people!

Anyways, just when Pattinson probably thought 'Oh, well, can't lose much more dignity then I already have'... well, these pictures of him on the set of New Moon in Italy where his boy-ish chest appears to be covered in flour and then fake pimples show how wrong Pattinson's assumptions must have been. Of course, they're not really pimples; they're there for ~dazzling~ purposes!







On the other hand, that kiss with Bella Swan AKA Kristen Stewart looks pretty hot!

Rpattz Hacked?

Apparently, Robert Pattinson has been using the alias Randle Patrick McMurphy on Facebook so you know, stalker-fans wouldn't find him. Unfortunately for him, it seems they did.

There's screenshots of his supposed wall-to-wall conversations on Facebook but I'm sceptical. For one thing, he's talking about scoring with Kristen Stewart and getting his thug friends to beat her boyfriend up...

On the other hand, being a fellow Londoner myself, it does sound like a legit Londoner talking on that Facebook so if it is a poser, it's a damn good British one. Words like 'nuttery' and how he refers to some of the fangirls as 'a bit odd' sounds spot-on like Rob! But fangirls these days probably even know his blood type so I wouldn't be surprised if it was a poser.

The screenshots are here and then here, and once again here and you don't wanna miss this one over here and this is just a big old LOL here and this isn't really relevent but it's LOLworthy right here!

What do YOU guys think?

UPDATE: THIS SHIT IS PHOTOSHOPPED TO THE MAX, BITCHES! I checked it out by searching some of Rpattz's so called 'friends', they are real people on Facebook but their friendslist show no RANDLE as being added. That means Randle does not exist on Facebook and that the poser photoshopped a bunch of random people's profiles into their fake conversations. Sad!

Twilight In Germany!

Twilight's promotional extrvaganza continues... and reaches the Germans!

Equally delicious co-stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson stepped out onto the red carpet for a fan event in Munich earlier today.

Also, I'm sorry to say it but Kristen always looks so spaced out. After seeing those pictures of her smoking out of a bong, I can't help but to think she's stoned all the time. You brought the stereotype onto yourself, KiKi!!!






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His Voice Alone Is Enough

Robert Pattinson is gorgeous, beautiful, wonderful, GOD and so much more to millions of girls across the world. Many have wondered if the fan hysteria following the young British actor who is gradually rising to fame is healthy. Now we have an answer.

It's not cute anymore. It's an EPIDEMIC.

At a recent Q&A session for Pattinson's new film 'How To Be', the actor had to call in to converse with an auditorium of over a hundred fans... that's right, he called in and it still got all the girls hot under the collar! They were cheering and giggling flirtatiously and nervous... and he wasn't even there. It was just a phone.

It kinda gives me the LOL's...

The Twilight Coverage

For the Twilight crazies, like myself, here is a post dedicated 100% to everything and anyone related to the London premiere of Twilight. Enjoy!

Extra interview Robert Pattison and ask him why he was expelled from school at age 12. His reaction is hysterical but he doesn't give up the reason why. This leads me to consider he has a dark past. Which makes me wanna jump him all the more!


Robert being overly-modest about the Twilight hype... nothing new there.


Empire's coverage of the premiere. Note that all of the presenters are wearing big-ass, warm jackets. It was literally minus-temperatures on Wednesday night! I feel sorry for Kristen and all the girlies in their paper-thin, mini-dresses! They interview Kristen and Robert.


Some lucky fanbitch was standing super-close to Rob as he did interviews. 28 seconds of pure heaven.


One fans experience of the premiere. And no, the girl didn't die of hypothermia by the end of the night. Her passion for Rob kept her warm, thank you very much.


Finally, Extra have raw, uncut footage of the premiere. You can now watch Robert blink! WOO! Check it out here

Twilight's London Premiere

Twilight finally premiered in London last night (3rd December).

Of course, hundreds of hysterical fans turned up in temperatures that were below freezing to see the gorgeous Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart walk down the red carpet, do interviews and then eventually head in to see the movie.

Rpattz scrubbed up nicely in a suit and Kristen rocked the red-tinge in her hair. Also, I'm sorry to say it but she looks kind of stoned here and here. At least Rob lost the hobo look! YAY!




Judging by the pictures, the lighting wasn't too good at the premiere... I thought it was only direct sunlight vampires needed to shy away from?





Rpattz and the Twilight crew looking sexy-fierce. I can almost hear them growling!

Rpattz Finds Fangirls Confusing

Poor baby. I love you, just 'cos you're cute. My opinion on the fact that you need a shave and a good wash still hasn't changed, baby!

LOL Of The Day

What do Twilight hotties Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart have in common?

They both like to celebrate their box office successes by pumping their bodies full of unhealthy substances - be it alcohol poisoning or smoking a bong!

Rpattz stumbling out of a bar... really really drunk.





Kirsten lighting up in broad daylight... really really not smart.





LOL!

Uh, on a sidenote... these aren't paper-plastic-perfect Disney kids, alright? These are real almost fully-grown adults and having a bunch of tweens go OMG! at their private actions probably justifies Kirsten's 'retards' remark.