Chris Brown Is Still Cool?

Chris Brown just beat up Rihanna. That much we know for sure. We know he choked her and he threatened to kill her and messed up her face bad enough for everyone to wince and go 'Ooo that's not purttty.' Other then that, we don't know much else because both Rihanna and Chris Brown have kept pretty much mum on the subject. So we've been left to fantasize and run wild with our imaginations about all the happenings and ins-and-outs of the situation. I think it's pretty safe to say we've run so wild that Chris is now a the demonic spawn of Hitler and Satan (If you know, Hitler and Satan were a gay couple who'd adopted).

Anyways, the gist of it is that we haven't seen or heard much from Chris and so much has been speculated. Therefore, Chris's 're-emergence' into Hollywood and into the lives of his fans should be tastefully done and subtlely approached. He should be humble enough that we want to forgive him.

And guess what the genius came up with?

THIS.



'I'm not a monster, y'all. Oh oh and uh, buy my album, yeah man.'
Yeah?
Well, I'm not convinced... BITCH.

Bitch, drop the street talk and the ghetto wear and hang your head in shame. Don't walk around like you're still the hottest shit. Ass.

TMZ Have No Shame

TMZ have officially sprouted their devil's horns today after posting an exclusive picture of Rihanna moments after Chris Brown attacked her.

What do we think? Too far?

Rihanna SICK On Stage

Rihanna was performing Umbrella with her boo, Chris Brown, when at around .30 seconds, she looked like she was going to hurl and ran off stage. Apparently, medics came to her assistance whilst Chris Brown finished the song without her and no one at the concert was given an explanation as to what happened.



Hope Rihanna gets well soon and Chris helps her get better! Maybe she's pregnant... HA. I had to say it.

Rihanna Is Still In Paris

The RnB singer is still in France but disappointingly for me, she doesn't have all those beautiful, extravagant outfits she normally wears. What is up with that?

Anyway, Rihanna was spotted by a bunch of paparazzo pervs as she left the Hotel Murano to hit up some French shops - an outfit change is involved!

Check it out here

Rihanna Encounters The Parisian Paps

Rihanna really in an international star because even when she's all the way in Europe - smack bang in the Paris - she still causes a media frenzy!

The paparazzi were immediately on her tail the moment she landed at Charles de Gaulle International Airport in France and followed her as she headed to the Murano hotel to get some rest.

She looked stylish and fabulous as always, check out the pictures here

PEOPLE's 10 Best Dressed Stars Of 2008

People Magazine just announced their list for the 10 best stars of this year. The stars who made the list:

KATE HUDSON

Hudson is already known for her haute hippie taste, but in 2008, she added a new touch of polished elegance to her looks – like her flowing Balmain gown and chic Valentino leather coat.

RIHANNA

As if her much-copied hair wasn't enough to earn her a spot on this list, Rihanna hit all the right notes in her sophisticated mix of glamorous gowns, like her yellow Giambattista Valli, and funky dresses, including this feathered Zac Posen.

GWYNETH PALTROW

The Oscar winner proved better than ever, revving up her classic look and taking off length from her famously long locks – and her hemlines! Paltrow showcased her flawless legs in her Preen minidress and, in her Lanvin toga, put the attention on her trendsetting bob.

FERGIE

A long way from her belly-baring days, a refined Fergie emerged as a confident and cool dresser this year. From chic shorts on the street to classic Calvin Klein at the Grammys, there is no doubt that this singer is totally "G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S."


ANNE HATHAWAY

She may have endured a rocky year in her personal life, but you'd never know it from how fabulous Hathaway looked on the red carpet. From glittering Roberto Cavalli in N.Y.C. to sexy draped Marchesa in Madrid, the actress certainly got smart about her wardrobe choices.

HEIDI KLUM

There's no auf Wiedersehen in sight for this hard-working supermodel. Klum wins us over every week with Project Runway but works the red carpet in designs from luxe designers like Roland Mouret and John Galliano.

SARAH JESSICA PARKER

She may have topped the box office as Carrie Bradshaw, but the New Yorker dazzled fans with her own unique sense of style. She wowed at a Sex and the City premiere in Versace and created her own style mix with Marni and Rag & Bone in N.Y.C.

MICHELLE OBAMA

Politics may be tougher than ever, but Obama has wowed along the campaign trail with confidence, in polished looks that bring to mind a famous former first lady. Sticking mainly to favorite hometown designers like Maria Pinto, who crafted her sleek purple sheath, Obama has also tried new looks by Isabel Toledo and jeweler Tom Binns for campaign fund-raisers.

EVA MENDES

Mendes got pulses racing with her sexy Calvin Klein ads, but her looks on the red carpet were perfectly feminine and sweet – like these Dolce & Gabbana frocks.

CHARLIZE THERON

As if her acting choices weren't daring enough, the Oscar winner never missed an opportunity to turn up the drama on the red carpet. Whether wearing these feminine Dior frocks or trying a bold Balenciaga, Theron commanded attention wherever she went.

All I can say is Charlize Theron deserved to be higher on the list, as did Rihanna.
I'm not even gonna comment on what the heck Gwyneth was doing on there...

Also, I am loving Michelle Obama on that list. America loves her husband's policies and her style... she's got it all!

Rihanna Deserves An Award

Seriously, someone give Rihanna a big gold trophy... like, right now!

No, no, it's not for her brilliant album 'Good Girl Gone Bad'. She's had plenty of awards for that, everyone has pretty much recognised her talent and bowed down before her on that.

No, she deserves more recognition and it's because she is the hottest, classiest female artist out there right now. Living. Breathing. Existing.

She always looks fashionable, stylish and HOT and she makes it look so easy.

These outtakes from her Cosmopolitan shoot pretty much prove my point.

It's girls like her that give me low self-esteem, I swear, but I love them anyway and I obssess over them anyway. It's totally worth it!!!

VMAs Divas!

According to Entertainment Wise; a lot of interesting stuff went on down at the VMAs but none of it was as interesting as the backstage goss.

Running down a list of divas, they report that Christina Aguilera reportedly demanded four black bath towels and a dressing room with vanilla-scented candles, a space heater and two bottles of Verve Clique champagne.

Well, I guess Xtina does live a life filled with luxury and one does tend to become accustomed to such material possessions that others, such as we mere mortals, might consider to be rather 'outrageous'.

Entertainment Wise also claim that the Jonas Brothers were being 'divas' in requesting apple juice at room temperature, 8 Red Bull Sugar free beverages, 6 regular Red Bulls and 24 pieces of California sushi rolls.

Uh... that's a diva?

I don't think so.

We know Nick is addicted to his sodas and we know celebrities are allowed to request things for their rooms backstage so asking for a few drinks that probably cost around £20 in total at your local Walmart is not that BIG a deal... definately not a diva thing. If they really wanted to be divas, I'm sure they could - after all, Joe has a very overactive imagination and would have probably requested something like 4 ninjas riding on the back of an elephant handpicked by a blind Tibetan monk. But he didn't, did he? So there. VMAs got off easy in my opinion! LOL.



Rihanna is also on the list, claiming to have a candle fetish similar to Xtinas by requesting Trish McEvoy blueberry candles. The girl also showed that she is a real girl, not one of those size 0 manufactured plastic bitches because another one of her requests was buffalo wings and roasted chicken with jerk seasoning. YUM?