The Jonia Make Me Cringe

The Jonas Brothers aren't just three adolescent brothers who hit the big time; they are also an empire. Yes, that empire expands from sponsoring diabetic charities, Christianity and now even to education.

The brothers are featured in the programme 'Unbroke' where they educate a group of teenage fangirls about the stock market... when the girls stop screaming that is.

What makes this shit cringe-worthy is the fact that these boys, other then maybe Kevin Jonas, know nothing about what they're talking about and are just reading off cue cards.

These boys will do anything to promote their new album Lines, Vines & Trying Times... I wonder how far they're willing to go....

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Spencer Pratt Apologizes

MTV's The Hills is a highly addictive and extremely superficial show and yada yada yada here's a clip of more staged fuckery where Spencer calls Lauren Conrad up to 'apologise' for apparently circulating a rumour that she had a sex tape.

Maybe it's just me but I'd be able to relate more to these characters (because, let's face it, this isn't really reality TV at all, is it?) if the cheesy shit music wasn't playing in the background.

Also, it's nice to see LC 'working' if you know, work meant spending all your day sitting at a desk taking personal calls with a whole camera crew in your face... I mean, is her boss a retard - how could it be even more obvious the bitch isn't working? I might respect her if she had a real job and was really making it on her own. No, she's still daddy's princess living off MTV's paycheck.

The funniest shit is LC's fake 'OMG, I am like, so surprised that you called right now, like, we haven't even seen each other or spoken in months even though, ya know, anyone who reads, like, a magazine would have seen pictures of us like hugging at that Teen Vogue event last night but OMG, I am like soooo surprised right now!' Yeah, choke on a dick.

Joe Jonas Doesn't Like Boobies?

I do have to sympathise with the Jonas Brothers. They proudly wear their purity rings and yet the majority of their fan base is obsessed with de-purifying these rings at any given chance!

Although I do sympathise... I am still laughing my pudgy little butt off at this video of the boys performing a concert in Chile where a girl, with excellent aim might I add, sent a bra flying directly into Joe Jonas's hands.

His reflexes seem to have gotten quicker too because without even looking down at the bra, he quickly let it drop and walked away. Yes, he didn't even have to look. That tells me a lot about this boy.

Either he knows the lacy, warm feel of a freshly worn bra all too well... or maybe Papa Jonas the Church minister had the boys 'study' bras in 'Bra Dodging On Stage 101.' Judging by the stick-barbies Joe Jonas dates like Camilla Belle, Taylor Swift and Australian model Amelia Than-Aye; I'm gonna wager a guess that it was the bra dodging classes and not experience which allowed him to make the quick realisation that it was a bra in his hands. After all, none of those girls has anything except nipples and nipples don't need bras...nooo, you just need two peanut shells and some string.

Anyways, watch here for the LOLS. If you still want some LOLS, then watch the last incident again here.

FF to 3 minutes.

Blake's Gossip Girly Shoot

Remember that Gossip Girl episode where Serena Vanderwoodsen (Blake Lively) is told by new hot guy Aaron Rose (John Patrick Amedori) that she's so beautiful she inspires him and then Serena effectively becomes his muse (or one of his muses) and poses for an elaborate photoshoot? Do ya remember that? Do YA?! Of course you do, GG junkies.

Check the pictures out here
I LOVE THAT AARON'S IDEA OF BEAUTY IS KEEPING SERENA'S FACE COVERED... LOL!


You can also check out the video here!

Rpattz Finds Fangirls Confusing

Poor baby. I love you, just 'cos you're cute. My opinion on the fact that you need a shave and a good wash still hasn't changed, baby!

JB Can't Stop Smiling...

Well, there's no reason why they should be frowning!

The Jonas Brothers were celebrating their Grammy nomination last night (3rd December) at the Nokia Theatre in LA. Nick Jonas said they 'just couldn't stop smiling' when asked how they were feeling.

Watch the cuties... Oh and some LOL points:
-He calls them 'brothers' like in the black sense. The JBros can't get anymore white!
-At the end, he calls out to Taylor Swift... freeze-frame Joe's face there. That girl is everywhere these days!

Kevin Is A Sexy Surprise

Kevin Jonas is on PEOPLE magazine's Sexiest Men Alive 2008. That's right. Not Nick. Not Joe. KEVIN. I can hear the Mufasa mamas across cyberspace screaming up and down in delight.

Apparently, Kevin is shocked and overwhelmed by this too! Check out his video response here.

He's so cute!

Jonas Brothers Spread Xmas Goodwill

Trust the Jonas Brothers to remind everyone to do some good this Christmas!

They did a series of special public service announcement for the Salvation Army; asking people to 'ring a bell' and collect donations this holiday season. Check out the clips below.




These boys are too sweet!

Rihanna SICK On Stage

Rihanna was performing Umbrella with her boo, Chris Brown, when at around .30 seconds, she looked like she was going to hurl and ran off stage. Apparently, medics came to her assistance whilst Chris Brown finished the song without her and no one at the concert was given an explanation as to what happened.



Hope Rihanna gets well soon and Chris helps her get better! Maybe she's pregnant... HA. I had to say it.

Sarah Palin Vs. Sarah Palin

Saturday Night Live have probably outdone themselves with the latest skit which puts real life Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin up against Tina Fey who regularly - and hilariously - impersonates her.

The skits also featured Alec Baldwin and yes, that crybaby Mark Wahlberg!

It's definately one to watch!

Part 1


Part 2 has been removed by YouTube! :[

Erma Meets JB - Again!

I officially love Erma and normally, I can't stand little kids. She's not just cute, she's also smart! She's also a very big Jonas Brothers fan. Check out her latest video from her official YouTube channel where she recaps her meeting with the JBros at a meet and greet.

The Jonas Brothers seem to be taken in by her cuteness too!

Justin Gaston Plays With GI Joes

A random but hilarious nonetheless video of Justin Gaston, who has been seen out and about with starlet Miley Cyrus lately, as he talks about playing with dolls...

Nick J Is Low On The PDA

Nick Jonas is not a fan of public displays of affection!


To be honest, that's smart. I hate those happy, sappy couples who stand on street corners sucking each others faces off... they make me so angry... *eye twitches*

They're Back!

Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslet will be reunited on the big screen again in their new film Revolutionary Road. The two, who set box office records in Titanic, will once again play lovers in the film. To add a little awkwardness to the situation... Kate's husband is the film's director - so those sex scenes must've been fun!

Check out the teaser trailer below, the official trailer won't be released until this Friday!


A Kate and Leo reunion is pretty much the best news I've heard all week!

JB's Going Crazy Band In A Bus

The Jonas Brothers official YouTube channel once again updated yet another preview for the fourth episode of their 'Band In A Bus' series which you can check out below.

I'm really curious though, what is up with all these previews and when will we see full-length episodes?

Oh well, enjoy the 31 second clip of 'Going Crazy'

Taylor On JB's Purity Rings

The ever-shiny and glowy Miss Taylor Swift attended gal pal Selena Gomez's movie premiere for Another Cinderella Story over the weekend. She learned first-hand that being a Jonas girlfriend means tough questions from the press - for example, having to comment on their vows to remain pure until marriage.

I think Swifty handled it pretty well, doncha?



SOURCE: HollyscoopTV

Lindsay Hits Paparazzi?

TMZ.com claim on their site this morning:
What in the name of Kanye West has gotten into Lindsay Lohan?

Lilo was heading into The Bowery Hotel in NYC tonight -- the same place J.Lo is throwing is throwing a birthday party for Marc Anthony -- when she tripped over a metal barricade that had been set up. According to our guy on the scene, Lindsay must have thought one of the paps tripped her -- because she turned around and punched a photog in the nose!

She was on the phone at the time and, after the punch, told whoever she was talking to, "Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi."

Cops were called to the scene, but no charges were made.

Video to follow ...

I for one can't wait for this video. It will be Lindsay socking it to some jerk who in any other situation would be the one arrested for harassing her!

HSM3 Senior Portraits

Disney continues to tease us with bits and pieces of footage of High School Musical 3.


Check out the latest 'Senior Portait' which follows Monique Coleman's character; Taylor.

Gossip Girl Dark Knight Preview

I love Gossip Girl and these snippets from the next episode are hilarious. Can't wait!


Dan and Serena realise everyone knows their business


A Chuck and Blair moment - always good!

Craziness Follows Hudgens To Mexico

Vanessa Hudgens arrived yesterday in Mexico to a warm welcome. Well, that 'warm' welcome got a little bit too hot under her collar because the photogs were giving Baby V, her family and her dancers literally no walking room.

Well, at least Mexico loves her!

She performed there as part of her summer tour for her new album; Identified!