The Jonia Make Me Cringe

The Jonas Brothers aren't just three adolescent brothers who hit the big time; they are also an empire. Yes, that empire expands from sponsoring diabetic charities, Christianity and now even to education.

The brothers are featured in the programme 'Unbroke' where they educate a group of teenage fangirls about the stock market... when the girls stop screaming that is.

What makes this shit cringe-worthy is the fact that these boys, other then maybe Kevin Jonas, know nothing about what they're talking about and are just reading off cue cards.

These boys will do anything to promote their new album Lines, Vines & Trying Times... I wonder how far they're willing to go....

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The Jonai At Disneyland!

Disneyland really does make all your dreams come true!!!

Well, it does if you're aged between 5 and 55 years old and don't have testicles.

The ever gorgeous Jonas Brothers stepped out into Disneyland on Saturday (8th November) to film a performance of Burning Up for Macy's Christmas Day Parade! Video under the pictures of the taping.

Also, am I the only one who finds it weird that even on Christmas, they cut to this sunny, happy, warm day for the performances? I mean, I get it, Disneyland gives you the happy tingles and it's all sunshine and lollipops but let's not lose all our connections to reality!

Joe needs to stop being so hot. He's outshining his brothers. Isn't the band supposed to be equal? Stop with the extra-hotness!







Performing Burning Up...


Wishing y'all happy holidays... you lucky sods...

Kevin's "Borrowed" Lamborghini

This week, Kevin Jonas turned 21 and was seen driving around in a hot white Lambo! Naturally, the fans connected the dots and assumed the hot new ride was his, but Kevin claimed in a blog on the Brothers' offical MySpace blog that this was not the case - the Lamborghini had been loaned to him by a friend for a day.

Since then, Kevin has been seen driving around with girlfriend Danielle Deleasa....


And just yesterday, he was spotted stepping out of the car late at night in Hollywood.




Do we still think it's borrowed?

Erma Meets JB - Again!

I officially love Erma and normally, I can't stand little kids. She's not just cute, she's also smart! She's also a very big Jonas Brothers fan. Check out her latest video from her official YouTube channel where she recaps her meeting with the JBros at a meet and greet.

The Jonas Brothers seem to be taken in by her cuteness too!

Big Rob Is Feeling the Love Bug

The Jonas Brothers main man and security force Big Rob offers a little insight into the craziness we've been seeing through paparazzi pictures and videos lately on his online blog over at Ryan Seacreast's website.

Big Rob's latest update: (And can I just say, even this guy's Internet speak is 100% gangster! It must be funny as hell for him, hanging out with three white guys... maybe he can teach them a thing or two about the streets!)
What up everybody!!

We are live from the LOVE BUG video shoot. Ya’ll aint even ready for what we bout to drop.
You’ll start hearin L Bug on KIIS in a hot minute so make sure to roll your winders down and step up your game when you hear that thru your speaks.

LA has been good so far...haven’t had a chance to shut my eyes but it’s all good. Finishing up the 3D movie this weekend and then we start filming J.O.N.A.S. for Disney next week.
The City of Hope event last Sunday here in Cali was a big success and it was
nice to be a part of such a special cause.

Next week is a big week for my girl Demi Lovato...Her album drops Tuesday 9/23 so get yourself a copy. Don’t Forget!

I’ll be back at you soon.

I’m out for now.

LA’s Finest,

-Big Rob



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Nick's $30,000 Birthday Gift

E! Online reports that the Jonas Brothers are spending their big bucks on big things!

Reportedly, for Nick's sweet sixteen, the brothers rented out the Los Angeles’ Dodgers Stadium.

“[Kevin, Joe and Nick] rented out the stadium last night to play a baseball game with some friends,” a source tells E!

The famous trio joined at least 15 of their closest pals (the minimum required for a baseball game) from 10:00 pm to around 12:30 am.

The Brothers, however, preferred to bring their own uniforms. Earlier today, E! reported the band scooped up baseball gear from Big 5 Sporting Goods, including athletic pants and shirts.

JB Have A NYC Billboard

The Jonas Brothers are one of three artists featured in an outdoor billboard campaign for MySpace Music in New York City’s Times Square. (MIA and Lil’ Wayne are the other two featured artists.)

I am loving the billboard pic!