Spencer Pratt Apologizes

MTV's The Hills is a highly addictive and extremely superficial show and yada yada yada here's a clip of more staged fuckery where Spencer calls Lauren Conrad up to 'apologise' for apparently circulating a rumour that she had a sex tape.

Maybe it's just me but I'd be able to relate more to these characters (because, let's face it, this isn't really reality TV at all, is it?) if the cheesy shit music wasn't playing in the background.

Also, it's nice to see LC 'working' if you know, work meant spending all your day sitting at a desk taking personal calls with a whole camera crew in your face... I mean, is her boss a retard - how could it be even more obvious the bitch isn't working? I might respect her if she had a real job and was really making it on her own. No, she's still daddy's princess living off MTV's paycheck.

The funniest shit is LC's fake 'OMG, I am like, so surprised that you called right now, like, we haven't even seen each other or spoken in months even though, ya know, anyone who reads, like, a magazine would have seen pictures of us like hugging at that Teen Vogue event last night but OMG, I am like soooo surprised right now!' Yeah, choke on a dick.

MTV EMA's 2008 - Arrivals

The MTV European Music Awards 2008 were held last night (6th November) in Liverpool, England. They were hosted by artist Katy Perry and a selection of world-famous stars graced the red carpet as the award ceremony kicked off!


A monochrome Alex Curren.


An elfish looking Craig David... what happened to HIM?!


Beyonce AKA Sasha Fierce and her very fierce robotic glove thing that she's never seen without these days...



England's very own Britney Spears... Kerry Katona, looking very sober and not at all bipolar. We're rooting for you, Kerry!


Then there's England's very own Alicia Keys, someone whose actually put us on the map for something productive... the beautiful and remarkably talented X Factor winner Leona Lewis.


Hollyoaks cutie Nathalie Emmanuel - I think I prefer her when she was dressing cuter like her on-screen persona Sasha, I don't really like this Lauren-vibe she's got going on with the black and the gothic eye make-up.


The man who embarasses America... Perez Hilton. Little skank.


An elegant Pink!


A gorgeous Shiri Maimon!


The gorgeous and svelte Sugababes who show teenage British girls that you don't need to go Hollywood stick-figure-thin like media whores Girls Aloud. I like my girls THICK!


Indie band The Killers. I love them. to. death.


More amazing British talent... The Tings Tings! That's not my name, that's not my name, that's not my name!

MTV EMA's - Katy Perry

Katy Perry proved to be her ever-extravagant and bubbly self as she hosted MTV's European Music Awards held in Liverpool on Thursday night (6th November).

I love Katy's personality and I love how she shows it off through her style and she did it amazingly well through her many, many outfit changes last night.

Andelman Thinks JB Are 'Dreamy'

That's right, in an exclusive interview with MTV, director Philip Andelman dubbed the threesome 'dreamy' as well as 'unbelievably professional and well-mannered.' I can honestly say, I don't disagree with Andelman one bit on both counts.

If you don't know who Philip Andelman is, he's the director of their new music video Love Bug which is set to air tonight (October 19th)! The eagerly anticipated music video is set in the 1940's and stars 10,000 BC actress Camilla Belle - a girl all three JBros have a crush on!

Check out the full article with Andelman here and don't forget to catch Love Bug tonight!

The Hills Is Fake

As much as I love Lauren Conrad, I have come to accept over the years that she is kind of a famewhore and that much of the press attention - good or bad - is deserved because she is the one seeking out the media. Her reality TV show The Hills is proof of her constant need to be in the spotlight.

At first, I loved The Hills because it was a young rich girl leaving her parent's nest and going out there and making it on her own. I found that empowering and let's face is, LC's got a cute ass, it's not bad to watch ;) Of course, then the Speidi drama cropped up and all the other 'oh my gosh, it's so dramaaaaatic' but I could stand by that 'cos I love drama, drama, drama!

Now, though, after many Hills-related scandals and LC's constant 'woe is me, everyone picks on me' attitude, I'm getting kind of pissed off. You brought this on yourself, girlfriend. Your TV show isn't even real! We've all known for a while now that The Hills was not a real documentary-styled show and now it turns out that it's not only got a scheduled filming time but LC's role in it is completely fake - she doesn't even do the job she's supposedly doing. She's not out there making it on her own. She's an actress who lives off an MTV paycheck!

The proof comes from various sources:
An insider tells PerezHilton.com exclusively that Lauren Conrad's Fashion PR job at Peoples Revolution is totally a front.

L.C. doesn't do any real wok!

We totally assumed that. Like, duh

L.C. is making an appearance at the PR office for a Hills shoot this week, we're told.

And, get this, employees at People's Revolution were told by her to bring 3 outfits because they need to make it look like Conrad was there 3 different days.

So. Lame.

Normally, I don't believe Perez Hilton's crap but let's face it, even a two year old could see this is the truth and further on, Perez has real sources quoted as spilling on the not-so-reality-based-reality-show:
We just got this note from Perezcious reader Kacey:
Hey Perez I'm a student at FIDM and Lauren was here Friday with Stephanie Pratt filming scenes for the hills…L.C showed up filmed scenes CHANGED OUTFITS into a striped tube top to seem as if it was another day they were filming at the school and filmed some more. during the breaks she hung out with the crew as if it was a tv taping…this is not reality at all! She didn't even go to a class!!! how fake!


One word, LC: Ewww.