Megan Fox Does Another Raunchy Cover Shoot

This time she's on the July cover of GQ UK.

Honestly, bitch is hot as fuck but she's a skinny girl with no ass and no hips so I really don't understand where her monster-boobs came from (surgery? Everyone's saying she had her nose done!)

I used to obsess over her at one point but that was when I fell for her cliched 'I'll say something controversial to keep me interesting because flashing my ass and tits is going to get old pretty soon' act.

I'm over it, Megan. Grab a Maccy D's and a book while you're at it, you hot-sexy-idiot.

LOL Of The Day

Spot the similarities between Megan Fox and Miley Cyrus!!!







The LOL is... there are no similarities... heh... yeah.

Megan Fox Sexy Outtakes

Megan Fox's sexy outtakes for her cover shoot with GQ Magazine have finally arrived!

Sure, their slutty and sleazy but when you got a body like that and you're not shy... go to town!!!








Her body art and body in general is weirdly skinny... it's almost creepy. It would be creepy actually, but thankfully for her, she has one purrrttyy face!

Megan Fox's Famous Makeover

I don't care what anyone says, this chick was hot as hell before the makeover and she is pretty much burning up every magazine cover now after the makeover.

Megan Fox Is A Nerd

Well, that's what she claims. She recently told FOX Pop Tarts: “I’m the biggest nerd — I love comic books and stuff like that.”

Reading comic books 'and stuff' makes you a nerd now? Oh, Megan, Megan... Is this your way of trying to build a relationship with your more unattractive fans (like moi)? What, you're trying to prove to us that you're not flawlessly perfect and every man, woman, mammal, animal, insect and even teeny tiny bacteria don't want to bone you?

Uh, please. You're hot. Deal with it.

Double The Hotness

The picture says it all, doesn't it?

Megan Fox and co-star Shia LeBeouf heat up the red carpet at the Eagle Eye premiere.



Ugh, Megan, why must you tease a sexually-confused teenage girl with your hotness?

WHY?!


More pictures here - WARNING: May make you melt.

Megan Fox's GQ Cover

My brain just melted.

I know Megan Fox is hot.

I get it.

DAMN YOU. STOP TEASING US WITH YOUR SEXINESS!

It makes under-developed teenage girls like me feel... well, I would say FLAT AS A BOARD but I really want a nicer phrase... then again, there is nothing nice about having mosquito bites for boobs. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, LAUREN JANE HARDINGS? BAHAHAHA. I do looove calling out my friends on this blog. Soon, I won't have any! YAY.

Check out Megan Fox on October's cover of GQ.

Inside, she defends Miley and Vanessa Hudgens and beats down on Disney:
‘They take these little girls.. teach them how to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won’t allow them to be their own people.
It makes me sick. I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone.. sold for money. ..You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that.’

AMEN, Miss Fox, AMEN.
Brains and beauty, eh?