EARLY BEGINNINGS
Joe Jonas started out as a cheeky, round-faced boy next door with aspirations to make the small-time band he and his two brothers were creating into a BIG time deal! Boy, did he achieve that.

Hell, he has changed!
The beautiful Camilla Belle started out as just a 'wallflower' in this industry by appearing in a string of adverts.

Can I just say, both Camilla and Joe are so MUCH hotter now then they were then and also, their sense of style is a million times better! Not that I love them any less... it's just, well, I'm superficial!
Now, sit back and prepare to drool as I bombard you with picture upon picture of 100% pure hotness!



^He brushes up so nicely... *SIGH*



^I don't care if that scarf isn't manly - he's HOT!

^HOLY SHIT. I hate this bitch for making me have lesbian fantasies about her.

^Even when he waves, he looks great... *SIGH*
HOLY CUTENESS!

Oh, if only Shane was real *sobs*

I finally get it. I finally get how she got me to fall in love with her. She did some eye voodoo shit. I mean come ON, who has eyes that GORGEOUS?!

Sure, Joe looks like a crazy dictator doing a ranting speech at a mob rally but he's HOT and it makes him even hotter that he's so enthusiastic about his performances... especially when he's got a hand that's been sliced open! OUCH.

Electropop!!!

Electropop times two!!! I love how I'm the only one who knows what that means...

Sexy legs and fantastic hair, who can argue with that?

Best Rolling Stones cover ever... well, almost!

I don't care what you guys think, this is hot. It's HOT dammit! Oh shizz, I'm addicted to caveman porn...

I like to think he was thinking about me here. I mean, we did have dinner plans that day. Except security wouldn't let me into the restuarant... Joe must've been so disappointed.

BOOOOOOOOOBS!


And that's all folks!
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