LOL Of The Day

What do Twilight hotties Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart have in common?

They both like to celebrate their box office successes by pumping their bodies full of unhealthy substances - be it alcohol poisoning or smoking a bong!

Rpattz stumbling out of a bar... really really drunk.





Kirsten lighting up in broad daylight... really really not smart.





LOL!

Uh, on a sidenote... these aren't paper-plastic-perfect Disney kids, alright? These are real almost fully-grown adults and having a bunch of tweens go OMG! at their private actions probably justifies Kirsten's 'retards' remark.

Poor Kerry

Apparently, she was drunk when we all watched her on This Morning.

She doesn't exactly come off at her best in this interview. I just hope she pulls it together and maybe gets over the whole 'I need to be in the spotlight all the time' thing. Seriously, a show about post-birth plastic surgery? How stupid can you be.

Kerry Katona, I love you... but you need to sort your life out before you decide to put it on display.

Amy Whinehouse Made Me Cry

I do not want to make fun of Amy Whinehouse or belittle her.

She is clearly in need of desperate help and she has been crying out for help for quite some time now. Yet, being the savage, celeb-gossip-obsessed society that we are; all the onlookers who witness Whino's breakdowns do is whip out their cameras and go FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

It's pretty safe to say that these pictures terrified me. She is such a talented young woman and has a very promising career. She really should not go down the Kurt Cobain road for two reasons: 1) It's been done, duh and 2) It would be such a damn waste.

These pictures were taken as Whino stumbled out of a pub in Camden at 3.30AM.

Someone help her!