MTV Movie Awards 2009

The MTV Movie Awards 2009 were on last night and it was one hell of a show. One. Hell. Of. A. Show. I can not emphasise that enough. Whether you agreed with who won what or who wore what... it doesn't even matter, dude. The key thing is: Eminem being face-to-bare-ass with Sasha Baron Cohen's creation Bruno. That's all you need to know people. That's all.


Basically, Eminem was apparently 'humiliated' and stormed out of the awards when Cohen's character Bruno floated down onto the audience in a harness wearing only wings and a thong. His harness appeared to undergo 'technical difficulties' and he was sent hurtling down onto Eminem... his face in Eminem's ass. Sweet.


People are dubbing it as a publicity stunt which Eminem may or may not have been in on. Regardless, you got love Zachary Quinto's reaction, Cameron Diaz's amused face and Vanessa Hudgen's cute giggling as boyfriend Zac Efron appeared mortified at having been called out like that!


Twilight were the big winners last night, sweeping up 5 of the awards.

A list of the winners

Twilight - Best Movie, Best Female Performance, Best Fight Scene, Breakthrough Male Performance, Best Kiss.

Firstly, Rob and Cam Giga-thing-a-jig going up for their best fight scene award made my mouth water. Not gonna lie. Hot guys, people.
For best kiss, Robert and Kristen almost seemed reluctant to go up! Also, is that a wistful face I spy on Vanessa Hudgen's face? Poor baby! The tension building up to the kiss-that-never-was was, I have to admit, very hot in an awkward, cute way!
Robert's speech for breakthrough performance was cute once again in an awkward way. You can tell he's not used to this!
Once again, when KStew went up for her award... was that a look of envy of Vanessa's face? Damn her cuteness, I melt every time they cut to her! But KStew deserved that. Her reaction was... hey, what do you know, AWKWARD! But you gotta love it. You know Vanessa Hudgens' totally jinxed her to drop that award!

Best Male Performance - Zac Efron

I have to love Zac's response to the whole situation and Vanessa is just a shining beacon every time they put her on the screen.

Breakthrough Performance Female - Ashley Tisdale

I am hella proud of this fierce bitch for being a hardcore underdog and winning this. I really am. Words can not describe, Tizzy.

Best Comedic Performance - Jim Carey

What a showman! He deserved that award and that standing ovation.

Best Villian Winner - Heath Ledger
Who could argue with this one?

Best WTF Moment - Amy Poehler


Best Song - Miley Cyrus

Another underdog. I was not expecting her to win but I am hella glad she did! I fucking loved her for being loud and obnoxious and real. Suck on it, A-list Hollywood with your 'classyness.' Pssh.

Generation Award Winner - Ben Stiller

Does Pattinson Have Any Dignity Left?

Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson is a charmer and he's handsome (well, I think so!)

Anyways, he's fame has blown up obviously because of the Twilight saga which he is the dreamy star of which means he's had to get used to all sorts of things like screaming teenage girls ruining his life and nosy PR assistants telling him what to wear, what to say and how to live. Tis the price of fame, people!

Anyways, just when Pattinson probably thought 'Oh, well, can't lose much more dignity then I already have'... well, these pictures of him on the set of New Moon in Italy where his boy-ish chest appears to be covered in flour and then fake pimples show how wrong Pattinson's assumptions must have been. Of course, they're not really pimples; they're there for ~dazzling~ purposes!







On the other hand, that kiss with Bella Swan AKA Kristen Stewart looks pretty hot!

Twilight In Germany!

Twilight's promotional extrvaganza continues... and reaches the Germans!

Equally delicious co-stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson stepped out onto the red carpet for a fan event in Munich earlier today.

Also, I'm sorry to say it but Kristen always looks so spaced out. After seeing those pictures of her smoking out of a bong, I can't help but to think she's stoned all the time. You brought the stereotype onto yourself, KiKi!!!






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Twilight's London Premiere

Twilight finally premiered in London last night (3rd December).

Of course, hundreds of hysterical fans turned up in temperatures that were below freezing to see the gorgeous Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart walk down the red carpet, do interviews and then eventually head in to see the movie.

Rpattz scrubbed up nicely in a suit and Kristen rocked the red-tinge in her hair. Also, I'm sorry to say it but she looks kind of stoned here and here. At least Rob lost the hobo look! YAY!




Judging by the pictures, the lighting wasn't too good at the premiere... I thought it was only direct sunlight vampires needed to shy away from?





Rpattz and the Twilight crew looking sexy-fierce. I can almost hear them growling!

LOL Of The Day

What do Twilight hotties Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart have in common?

They both like to celebrate their box office successes by pumping their bodies full of unhealthy substances - be it alcohol poisoning or smoking a bong!

Rpattz stumbling out of a bar... really really drunk.





Kirsten lighting up in broad daylight... really really not smart.





LOL!

Uh, on a sidenote... these aren't paper-plastic-perfect Disney kids, alright? These are real almost fully-grown adults and having a bunch of tweens go OMG! at their private actions probably justifies Kirsten's 'retards' remark.

Twilight Romance!

I really hate it when magazines tease us with ambigious cover titles like this. Sure, they sell a shitload and cash in but don't they understand that when they take words like that out of context and shove them on their crappy covers that we poor fans get very over-excited, breathless and anxious only to open the over-priced glossy piece of shit up and realise it's all a bunch of crap?

DON'T PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS, LIFE & STYLE! STAR MAGAZINE TRIED THAT SHIT WITH ME AND I MESSED THAT BITCH UP!

Anyways, I'll be buying this and letting you know the deets :)

Stars Out For Twilight

The stars came out for the Los Angeles premiere of Twilight at the Mann Village Theatre on Monday (17th November).


Camp Rock's Alyson Stoner kept it chic and casual on the red carpet.


Star of the upcoming Disney series JONAS, Chelsea Staub, kept it fierce with big hair and a cute little black dress that was indefinately ruined by the hideous black cardigan she was wearing over the top... but a girl's gotta keep warm, right?


Yet another Disney starlet, Brenda Song, was gorgeous in purple. Does any colour look bad on her?!


Joe Jonas's new girlfriend Camilla Belle is always good with fashion and she kept it rocking on the red carpet last night too! One thing though... what is up with the shoes? I think that's taking high fashion a little too far!


Aly Michalka took a wise wardrobe choice for a blonde - she wore red! I bet she was turning heads on the carpet. Very Hollywood and VERY hot!

Robert Pattison Is Cracking Too...

It seems like the cast of Twilight really under-estimated the popularity of the popular book series' transition onto the big screen when they signed onto the project. It also seems like they really don't know how to deal with the constant screeching, screaming and sobbing that is fan hysteria.

Kristen Stewart has already cracked and stated she finds fans retarded and their attention less then endearing and now, the ever-gorgeous Robert Pattison has also cracked!

Before introducing an exclusive clip from the movie, Pattison yelled SHUT UP! at the screaming crowd of girls before launching into an awkward laugh.



Am I the only one feeling awkward and uncomfortable after seeing that? What are YOUR thoughts?

Kristen Stewart Calls Us Retards

Twilight's leading lady, Kristen Stewart, sat down with MSN to talk about the obsessive legion of fans that the popular movie has following it... and she meant literally following it, from venue to venue as she went about promoting the movie.

Talking about the fans who came out to show their support, Kristen was blunt, saying she 'kept her head down the entire way. I just didn't pay attention. I was like, 'You guys are celebrating something that has not come true yet. So, you are really retarded and have nothing to do with this creative process and I really don't want to hear you celebrate in front of me. Get out of here! It's my responsibility!'

I understand she's a committed actress and not everyone likes the limelight, the screams of fans and the irritating flash of the paparazzi's cameras but still... it's a little harsh, don't you guys think so?

Some Hot Guy Is In Rome

I've tried to avoid posting about Robert Pattison... he's 'some hot guy' from 'some hot movie' that 'some teenage girls' are squealing over.

To be more specific, he's the crowned hottie of the upcoming and heavily anticipated Twilight movie based on the very, VERY popular book series. Seriously, these books are really popular. You think Harry Potter obsessives were bad? Twilight fans will cut you.

Anyways, some of the main stars of the movie including the graceful Kristin Stewart were in Rome for the International Film Festival where they walked down the red carpet to promote Twilight.





Aww, they're no Zanessa, but they're not far off either...

Happy 10th Birthday, Popstar!

Popstar Magazine is celebrating it's 10th birthday and it gathered up all the tween favourites featured in its magazine for one big birthday video extravaganza. Enjoy!


The video includes: Nick Jonas, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, David Archuleta, NLT, Miranda Cosgrove, Jake T. Austin, Aly & AJ, Adam Sevani, Kristen Stewart, and tons more!

The second video includes: Demi Lovato, Robert Pattinson, Kevin Jonas, Ashley Tisdale, Victoria Justice, Jennifer Stone, Nick Lachey, David Henrie, Push Play, Good Charlotte, Taylor Lautner, JC Chasez, Chelsea Staub, Honor Society, etc...