Friday, 5 December 2008

Idiot Parents Angry At Britney

Parents with children as young as 5 are apparently horrified by the lyrics on one of the songs on the new Britney Spears album 'Circus'.

‘If You Seek Amy’
may be the actual title of one of the songs but when Britney sings it, it sounds exactly like ‘F U C K me”. In context of the lyrics, ‘If You Seek Amy’ doesn’t even make sense as a lyric. ‘F U C K me’ does. It is either “All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy” or “all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F U C K me”.

“I was astonished and totally taken aback when I heard my 5 and 7 year old kids walking around the house singing F U C K’,” whined one of the parents to Undercover News. “When I asked them what it was, they told me it was Britney Spears. I was horrified”.

Le gasp! Shock! Horror! Britney Spears isn't for kids? Holy shit. REALLY?

The parents continue to make their bitchy whining look even more stupid by making comments like: "I thought it would be good, wholesome entertainment for them (the kids) over the holidays. I got them the ‘Circus’ album because little kids are Britney fans but there was no warning on the album and none of the songs listed had F U C K in the title.”

While the ambiguity of the track may have decieved the parents and for that, the label may be in the wrong, I just have one thing to say: where the fuck are these parents living? What planet are they on? Britney is the last person on planet earth who is wholesome - have they not cracked open a magazine over the last three years? The woman has gone through shit. She will sing about that shit. If you want to keep your kids cottonballed from that then stay away from anything Britney Spears. God damn.

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