Imagine if you were rich. I mean stinking rich, so stinkin' that you could pay someone to hose you down with Christina Aguilera's overly-priced perfume every morning just to get rid of the stink!
Then add the fact that you're 15, incredibly famous and thousands of people love you and you know for a fact that your haters would give up their lives in an instant for fifteen minutes of yours.
Hey, presto - You're Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana.
I really like Miley. I really do. The Miley and Mandy show scares me, however.
If you haven't already seen it, it's the most random and most odd thing you will ever see on YouTube - and that's saying something cos YouTube is full of freaks!
No, what makes 'Milez' and 'Manderz' so freakish is that they say anything. Literally anything. They'll turn on the camera and film five or six odd minutes of their day and show ypu how completely weirdly normal they are - they goof off and act like complete freaks just like me and my friends! It was pretty refreshing to see that, I gotta tell you.
Except for times when Miley talks about, you know, presenting at the Oscars or performing at the KCA's... I kind of forget how to relate to her but other than that, the Miley and Mandy show is definately a hit with me!
The other day, I saw this:
I don't really go 'Oooo!' or 'Eeeeee!' at the sight or mention of Channing Tatum but I know a lot of people did. A lot of people with a vagina! Lucky Tatum.
I actually loved this video. I found it hysterical and the song '4 Minutes' is actually growing on me now whereas before, I absolutely hated it. Something about a 40 something year old Madonna being Justin Timberlake's love interest didn't really... appeal to me, let's just say. Then again, anything with Justin Timberlake isn't exactly appealing to me.
But nonetheless, I absolutely love, love, loved Miley and Mandy here. Also, Miley's got some moves! Damn, I wish I was as flexible as her. Did anyone else notice that Mandy is infact incredibly short? I didn't realise until I saw Miley was a good half-a-head taller then her. Talk about literally being in Cyrus's shadow!
A lot of people shunned the little YouTube blog. Silly shunners.
If I was Miley right now, Step Up 2 and the whole dance scene would have been something right up my street. If I had had the money and the ability to do what she did - I'd do it in an instant. Who wouldn't want to make thousands of girls jealous by dancing with Tatum? Who wouldn't want to show how street and cool they are by shaking their thang with a couple of professional dancers? Heck ya, I would!
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