Bianca Golden's Sob Story

Former America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden claims that Hairspray star Nikki Blonsky kicked Bianca’s mom in the vagina!!!

On the Oct. 8 episode of The Tyra Banks Show, Bianca claims that Nikki and her father attacked her mother at the Turks & Caicos airport in the Caribbean on July 29.

Bianca shares candidly, “[Nikki's father Carl] punched my mom. He knocked her out! He hit my mom with such force she stumbled back and when she stumbled back the whole family got up and attacked my mom. [When my mom was on the ground, Nikki] takes her foot and kicks my mom in her vagina, and that’s when my mom fell out completely. When Nikki kicked my mom I went and grabbed her arm and she grabbed my earring. Her mom sat on her to get her off of me cause her mom saw what was happening and that was that. Her face is still black and blue”

Bianca’s mom suffered internal bleeding, a broken nose and a fractured skull. She even had to be airlifted to the hospital!

Carl and Nikki Blonsky and Bianca were all arrested on assault charges.

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Can I firstly just say, Bianca Golden has one of the most disgusting personalities ever. If you've ever seen her on Tyra Banks' show, you'll know what I mean. This girl likes to lash out. Also, Bianca was also arrested on assault charges but she doesn't seem to mention violence on her own behalf... she seems too busy painting herself as the victim. After all, Nikki Blonsky was in a neck brace... how did that happen now?

I find Bianca's story laughable rather than touching. The only person I feel sorry for are Bianca's mom because her daughter's big mouth landed her in serious trouble. I would suggest you guys YouTube her and see what she's really like before you find yourselves being pulled in by the sob story. I hope the Blonsky's cook up a better one or maybe hire an author to think up a more heart-wrenching one. Both sides were stupid and the fact that people on both sides got hurt... well, they bought it on themselves.

Zanessa Break-Ups, Make-Ups and... FAKE-Ups

You know, people are literally messaging me telling me I should be ‘lynched’ because I write Zanessa blogs. I think they have this preconceived notion that just because I write romantic stories between Troy and Sharpay in my FanFiction that I’m some kind of delusional living in an alternate reality where Zac and Vanessa aren’t doing the icky-icky. I’m sorry, kids... but they ARE.


I have no problem with people loving Zashley, Zikki, Zamanda or even Zuh-lollipop (come on, Zac is so hot when he’s sucking a lollipop... Oh GOSH!)




The Tizz is a sexy mo-fo in disguise, let’s face it. Whereas the Hudge is out there flaunting it with her obvious beauty, Tizz is more incognito and then you see some pictures from some appearance and it’s like –BOOM!- You just got served – I mean Tizzled! She’s a hottie in disguise.




Nikki Blonsky... maaaan.... she turns me ON! Obviously I mean that in the non-lesbian, completely heterosexual way you silly bunnies. She is a big bundle of fun and hell, she knows she’s big, she knows there’s a million jealous tweens screeching ‘FAT BIIIIIIIIIITCH!’ at the TV screen every time they see the Link – Tracy kiss and she doesn’t give a shit. She’s another actress who was fortunate to gain this role and unfortunate that she inherited some of Zac and Zanessa fans as her personal hate club.



Well, kiddies, Zac’s moved onto Michelle T. (DAWN SUMMERS FTW!!!) so I suggest you move on too. I really hope it will be a funny aneurysm when ’17 Again’ comes out... (Spot the Buffy quote, you SMG freaks!)



Zamanda... well that was just me being silly. Sillier then Zuh-lollipop.
The truth is, I write about Zanessa but I am NOT part of any Zanessa forums (ZF link anyone? LOL!) or even Zac forums although I do peek at Zefron sometimes – it’s phenomenal and addictive!

The reason I write about them is because this is a blog about my weird ramblings and I do think Zac Efron is simply sublime so this is pretty much dedicated to my odd thoughts and often to the celebrity world revolving around Zac.

Zanessa is the same as Chris Brown and Rihanna or Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes... it just is. It exists. It’s there.

The people who want to scrutinise this relationship to find all the ‘cute’ moments (seriously, have you noticed how many Zanessa fans always respond with ‘aww cute!’ to everything Zanessa related... that’s just what people say when they can’t think of anything inspiring or worthwhile to say!) and the people who want to scrutinise to find all their ‘weak’ points and either point their relationship out as ‘The Greatest Love Story Ever Told, aww!’ or ‘A Big Fat Publicity Stunt’ are just... silly bunnies. (Notice I substitute silly bunnies for a much ruder word).

Just like I don’t really give a damn about whether Zac and Vanessa are real or fake or whether, you know, they’re having phone sex to cope with this distance thing or not; I also don’t care about Tom Cruise and Katie, or Chris and Rihanna. I really don’t give a damn. I have better things to do – like worry about whether that stupid boy I liked really likes me or if he’s just using me for free burgers and chips because I work at a McDonalds. Grr.

Anyways, I suppose the point I’m trying to get at is... is it boredom? Is that why you’re so wrapped up in someone else’s relationship or so dedicated to destroying it... because you have nothing better to do with your life? There’s an amazing website that can help with that: www.bored.com Have fun, be free, release yourself from the Zanessa-chains!

Of course, I’m personally well and truly tied down to all that is Zac Efron and heck, I DON’T WANNA BE FREE. I know, I’m a big dirty stupid smug hypocrite. Watcha gonna do about it? Send me a virus? GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! I’M THE BIGGEST GEEK I KNOW, YOU CAN’T DEFEAT ME ON THE INTERNET- THAT’S MY DOMAIN! MUAHAHAHA.

Back to sanity. The amount of hate and anger that I see targeted at Zac and Vanessa just because they are in a relationship together kind of makes me feel... weird. Things like ‘Zac is dating a girl who showed her unshaven pussy to the world’ or ‘Ew, Vanessa’s fugly’ or ‘Zac is stupid! I hate him for going with Vanessa, so-and-so is better’... It’s kind of sad, as I’m sure you’ll all agree. Don’t get me wrong. I’m all for team ‘BOO VANESSA’S NAUGHTY PICTURES’ and ‘BOO ZAC DATING HER AND NOT ME!’ but you know... this is a relationship. I’m sure you’ve all had relationships, some of you younger ones may understand what a relationship is through this example: ‘Ken and Barbie’, OK? Good.

If there was a ‘club’ or a ‘group’ set up online dedicated to destroying my relationship with someone then I would most likely use my IT skills to pull up their IP address, grab the nearest butcher’s knife and go on a little spree... But of course, not everyone is as fucked up as me! Most people just get upset. Upset = tension. Tension = bad relationships with people. Bad relationships with people = ‘Zac, the world is against us. Let’s just call it a day. Who are we to take on the world?!’

NO VANESSA! YOU MUST TAKE ON THE WORLD! LOVE CONQUERS ALL, YOU SILLY BUNNY!
On the other hand, if you had a support group that tore down all the articles about you breaking up with your partner and nasty rumours like that... you would pull up their IP address, hunt them down and then – give them a hug! Well, that’s just me. And I promise, I’d leave my butcher’s knife at home.

Basically, I used to think Zanessa believers and Zanessa ‘fan-club-discussion-boards’ were evil little breeding grounds for little Nazi-Zanessa-drones but as Zanessa now exists and the media seems intent on destroying them... well, I was never one to stick to the status quo and I certainly have always been a romantic. Go Zac and go fully-clothed Hudgens! Hopefully, with fan support not just for their individual work but also for their relationship, they’ll do fine.
The only thing I worry about is those ‘freaks’ and ‘psychos’ you hear about (no, I’m not talking about myself, jeez...), the ones who delve into deep analysis of every article, every picture, every little everything and go as far as discussing the sex life of these stars.... Because, you know, honestly, I’m already scarred for life by that one time I saw two teachers doing the icky-icky and well... I could really do without the Zanessa visuals, you know?

Moral of blog? PEREZ MUST BE DESTROYED! OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT! And a little more on topic? Stop judging what you don’t know. Stop making up fairy-tales about what you don’t know. Zac, Vanessa and all other celebrities shit, fart, pee, eat, drink, sleep, smell, swear and get angry just like every other human being in this world. Don’t hate them for being human. If you judge them, then judge them on an equal plain along with yourself – they are human just like you. They’re not better then you but they sure as hell aren’t worse then you... unless, you know, they kill someone or something... then you can go nuts on the hate. Relationships are relationships no matter what context they are in. All humans have feelings. Eat 5 fruit and vegetables a day. Brush your teeth before bed. Work hard at school. Worship me as your superior. BLAH!



‘Til next time!
xoxo

Aptly Named?

You know what I’m sick of hearing? People calling Zanessa ‘cute’. What is up with that? Do you not have ANY other vocabulary other then the word ‘cute’. And how on earth can they possibly be ‘cute’ when they’re practically adults?

Oh wait, wait a minute... I get it! It’s because Vanessa has a baby-face, right? Don’t get me wrong, psychological studies have shown men are always attracted to women who either a) resemble their mommas (yikes! No wonder Will. I. Am’s singing freaky shit like ‘I Got It From My Mama’!) Or b) women who have similar characteristics to children.

Vanessa Hudgens, I cannot deny, is one stylish teen star and very unique in the way her face is put together (look at the extensive background she comes from, though) and her face is definitely in the ‘baby-face’ category. I know, I know, most of you are thinking ‘YUCK! MEN ARE PEDOPHILES’. Yeah, that’s true. But come on, Vanessa is beautiful. Maybe there’s something to this baby-face theory, eh? That’s it! I’m gonna start using baby butt-wipes on my face, I want my face to be as smooth as a baby’s behind so I can be a baby-faced girl and pick up Efron-look-a-likes!

Anyway, that leads me to my point. Nicknames. Zanessa is a nickname kind of thing, isn’t it? It’s like TomKat or Jutney... oh wait, Justin and Britney are so over, what am I thinking? Duh, Zanessa rule Disneywood now! Gosh. Yes. Zanessa is a nickname. But what about INDIVIDUALS in Hollywood? Don’t they deserve nicknames too? (Whether they like it or not? MUAHAHAHA)

Yes, I think I will nickname everyone in Hollywood. Woo. That feels good. Did you guys just feel that whip past you? That was the refreshing gust of wind known as ‘POWER’ and for once, I wield it! Oh yeah. Now I know how that immature astrologist felt when he was given the power to name a newly found planet... and what did the genius call it? Uranus! Well, I promise to be more responsible with my powers. Promise!


Well, we’ve already established Vanessa Hudgens’ nickname: Miss BabyFace!


Next up, Zac Efron. He’s a difficult one.

I mean, I could call him ‘Beanie Man’ because of his ever-changing *cough* not *cough* fashion sense but then again, I did see some rather... well, I don’t really have a word for it because it was just his ass hanging out of his jeans on JustJared. Whatever. I’m not giving credit to his ass. Pssh. No way. I mean, we all know he’s doing it on purpose. The boy’s earning millions and he can’t afford a belt? I don’t buy it. I see that coy little smirk on your face, Efron! I know that mischievous twinkle in your eye. Every time the paparazzi turn up, it’s show time for Zac! He’s whipping off his belt and bending over and then he’s all ‘Oh dearie me... How did that happen?!’ We know what you’re up to, mate!

Then again, it would be completely clichéd to label him something lame like ‘Mr. Hot Guy’ because he gets enough of that, I think people are getting a little bored of seeing ‘Zac’ and ‘hot’ on the same page- it’s common knowledge, people, we don’t need it flaunted in our faces twenty-four seven. No. I’m going to be completely original and call him... Mr. Cool Guy. (Yeah, uh, that originality thing I was talking about? I lied! I’m a blogger, so sue me, but be warned, every time a celeb gossip blogger is sued and shut down, one thousand more are spontaneously produced to take their place!) Huh, I feel kind of sorry for Vanessa now. If she marries Zac, I’m going to be calling her Mrs. Baby-Face Cool Guy... Uh oh... Guess they should stop planning that secret wedding and let me marry him instead, huh?


My favourite girl; Britney Spears. Lord knows all the other bloggers out there have a thousand and one names for her but you know what? I’ve got one word that sums her up perfectly: ‘Human’. Yep. Brit is still my hero, she’s still someone I support and if I read tomorrow that she had stolen a gun and gone on a shooting spree; I would still blame the paparazzi and her fame-whore mother for screwing her up. She’s only in her twenties. Britney can come back with a bang. She’s my ‘Miss I’ll Be Right Back!’ We know she will!

Now, I’m really tempted to call Ashley Tisdale ‘The Third Wheel’ but uh, that’s just wrong! Uhhhh blogger dilemma. Should I cross over to the dark side and be.... –GASP!- a meanie kabeenie? No, NO! I’m a good girl.

Ashley is stylish and very private. I mean, honestly, we all know why she carries that dog around with her –to hide her face from the paps! I don’t think teeny doggy minds though, he’s getting famous! That’s it, Tisdale, I name you – ‘Miss Covert Operation’. Every time you leave the darn house you make it a freaking mission to hide your pretty little self from us! I’m surprised you don’t have the Mission Impossible theme following you around wherever you go. Actually, I’m glad you don’t because that would make you even more damned cooler and I don’t think I could handle that – I’d melt!!!

Paris, Paris, Paris Hilton... Lord, she’s a toughie.

She’s X-rated, she’s a booze-hound, she’s bitchy – oh wait, my bad! That was BEFORE she got sent to jail. Jailbait? No. That only applies to young girls who are teasing others with their ‘am I a virgin, am I not?’ pictures and I think from Paris’s extensive collection of home-made sex tapes, we can assure ourselves she’s not. However, lately, I haven’t seen her vagina or her for that matter at any clubs or any public brawls. Where I did see her was at some charity gala in Japan! YEAH! For real. ‘Miss Reformation’ anyone?

Nikki Blonsky!

This girl is amazingly talented. She deserves her place in Hollywood and I would call her Miss Hardworker but then again, everyone who’s successful works their butts off for it! (Not me though, I just sit here and type and it all flows out... oh wait, I’m not successful. Whatever). One thing that struck me about her was how close she was with Zac. When I mean close, ladies, I mean she had her paws in places that’d make nudie-Hudgens blush! Well, come on, you were all thinking it. Lucky b....! Yeah. Darn her.

Then there are the people who are getting defensive on VANESSA HUDGEN’S behalf because of the infamous MOD ‘Zikki’ kiss. Hear that, V? You don’t even have to fight your own battles anymore because you’ve got the Zanessa crazies in the mission. Oh yeah. They’ll beat Nikki black and blue and then buy you one of those smoothies you love so much and then, then they’ll give you a lift home and JUST because their such big ‘fans’ and ‘lovers’ of Zanessa, they’ll be extremely helpful and even take your clothes off for you and Zac so you guys can just like cut to the chase and not get held up by the ‘OMG LET’S RIP OUR CLOTHES OFF EACH OTHER’ process of sex. You think I’m joking, my naive little readers? Zanessa-obsessors would do EXACTLY that if they were given the chance and some of the sneakier ones would probably even film it. Yes, never trust a Zanessa fan children. They have only one thing on the brain: ZANESSA. OMG. ZANESSA. OMG. Ahh, I love those crazy people nonetheless. They’re a cool cult. (Pssht! Anyone know the link to ZF? If you have no clue what ZF and are suddenly curious then STOP... because, uh, you didn't SEE this... yeah, yeah, it's uh, it's an optical illusion! Yeah that's it. You're just seeing things and becoming senile, nothing to worry about!)

Anyway, Blonsky, with all her talented ways, she is my ‘Miss New Girl’. Hollywood is very new, shiny and attractive to this 18 year old hotshot. Lord, the way she behaved around Zac Efron was proof of her inexperienced ways. People misinterpreted her actions. She wasn’t trying to put him under her seductive charm, she was just excited by Hollywood, by her co-stars and so on. She spent a lot of time with Zac Efron in Canada and she must have intertwined her friendship/personal relationship with him with her professional relationship with him. Zac’s a professional, he knows how to keep his co-stars happy and present a good public image. Poor Nik didn’t stand a chance when she got too close to him without realising how the fans would take it. She just didn’t know any better. Yeah, that must have been it... I know I would’ve been acting exactly like ‘Miss New Girl’ if I had entered glitzy-land.

Lindsay Lohan is someone I’ve hated and despised.

Then I realised ‘Wait a minute... I don’t know Lindsay, why am I hating her?’ Let the paparazzo perverts say what they will, I don’t care that Lindsay snorted crack off the seat of her toilet or that likes to fall asleep in piles of her own puke because she’s too stoned to get up. Just as long as she arrives freshly-showered and wearing UNDERWEAR on the red carpet, I’m cool with her. She has a public image and a personal one. The personal one is the one I don’t give a damn about. Nonetheless, some of her raunchier photoshoots have proven her to be not-so-Disney anymore. So what can I really say other then ‘Miss Ex-Disney’? When you become ex-disney, you reach adulthood. So, people grow up, people fuck up. To err is human, bitches. Get over it.

Miley Cyrus already has a nickname, it’s HANNAH MONTANA. OK, it’s not a nickname, it’s a dual identity.

Well, I have a better one for her. ‘Miss Rockstar’. Oh yeaaaah. Hannah Montana’s got it going on, hoes! Everyone I know has out-grown the ‘Miley’ phase but me, I’m only as old as I feel! The best part is, I can say I BOUGHT HER ALBUM and no one can beat me up... because all the people at my school who read this blog... they have NO clue I’m the writer. No one does. Heehee. Oh, and um, if you’re reading this blog and you go to school with a girl who you suspect may have written this blog, then just STOP with the suspicion, OK? Because there are billions of girls, millions of schools and uh, at the end of the day, only one me. You’ll never figure it out. Give up. (Besides, I don’t like attention... If I did, I’d be a YouTube blogger. No. My ugly-ass opts for the more anonymous approach: blogging).

There are plenty more stars out there I want to victimise – uh, I mean, BLESS with a nick-name, but for tonight, I’m going sleep-bye-byes. But here's a few others that I really want to have pet names for. Help me think of some?

Chace Crawford - *Mind the droolage!*
Victoria Beckham - She's a stick figure with weird boobs, I know, but I'm in love with her style. I know, pathetic. Meh. I have thing for weird boobed ladies.
Sarah Michelle Gellar - I kind of miss her since her Buffy days. I wish the paparazzi would stalk her some more, I haven't seen her around in ages... Just kidding. But seriously, Mrs. Prinze needs to make some appearances!
Timbaland - The guy takes a record and turns it into gold. Seriously. He's magic. I love his music and everything he's produced. He can't go wrong!

FINALLY, R.I.P. Heath 'LEGEND' Ledger... An awe-inspiring actor whose memory deserves to be preserved eternally along with all the other greats. I just feel sad for his child and his wife. God bless them.


Now, I got to go....! And remember, kids, always wear a condom during sexual intercourse! (I’m trying a new thing where I try to fill your heads with something more than mindless celebrity-trash-talk. So take notes!)