SPOTTED: New York socialite
Olivia Palermo’s not-so-relevant friend
Madison Marie Cruz trying to be relevant and pathetically failing to do so at the
Rachel Zoe show on Tuesday afternoon (17th February).
We were lucky enough to be given second-row seats for the show and surprise, surprise
Palermo stormed in with her entourage ten minutes late and took the front row seats. Her yummy cousin from
Yale was there with the hanger-on girlfriend;
Cruz. And she really does look like she’s just about hanging on – this girl must have weighed less than the over-sized
Chanel handbag she was struggling to carry with her.
This a common sight during
Fashion Week in NYC – emaciated dumb sluts are everywhere – so we weren’t too fazed.
However, what did faze us was the stunt
Cruz pulled! The buzz backstage was she couldn’t wait to leave the show. Sources state the IMG model was restless backstage as she constantly complained about how unimpressed she was with the line-up and later; bitching viciously and openly about Vivian Model Management model
Amelia Than-Aye while she walked the catwalk. Jealous, much?
Needless to say, the bulimic airhead proceeded to leave with Palermo and The City’s
Whitney Port in tow but when the expected paparazzi surrounded their little party at the exits; Cruz threw a typical bitch fit and refused to leave without security escorts.
REALLY? Security? Did this bitch wake up and hit her head on her bedpost or something and then look in the mirror and think she was
Angelina Jolie?
A word of advice for you,
Madison: you are not royalty. You are not relevant. You are just another attention whore and unless you give us a sex tape or something to work with... we don’t want to blog about you, we don’t give a shit.
Oh, and another word of advice... check your
MySpace. It looks like you were hacked or something. Yet again.
Surprise, surprise(!) Here’s daddy’s little princess’s
default picture. Isn’t she precious?


