Apparently, Robert Pattinson has been using the alias Randle Patrick McMurphy on Facebook so you know, stalker-fans wouldn't find him. Unfortunately for him, it seems they did.
There's screenshots of his supposed wall-to-wall conversations on Facebook but I'm sceptical. For one thing, he's talking about scoring with Kristen Stewart and getting his thug friends to beat her boyfriend up...
On the other hand, being a fellow Londoner myself, it does sound like a legit Londoner talking on that Facebook so if it is a poser, it's a damn good British one. Words like 'nuttery' and how he refers to some of the fangirls as 'a bit odd' sounds spot-on like Rob! But fangirls these days probably even know his blood type so I wouldn't be surprised if it was a poser.
The screenshots are here and then here, and once again here and you don't wanna miss this one over here and this is just a big old LOL here and this isn't really relevent but it's LOLworthy right here!
What do YOU guys think?
UPDATE: THIS SHIT IS PHOTOSHOPPED TO THE MAX, BITCHES! I checked it out by searching some of Rpattz's so called 'friends', they are real people on Facebook but their friendslist show no RANDLE as being added. That means Randle does not exist on Facebook and that the poser photoshopped a bunch of random people's profiles into their fake conversations. Sad!
