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Getting Interesting avec Barbara Walters

2009-12-11T10:40:00.000-08:00

Barbara Walters interviewed what are deemed to be the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2009. Most of the people I agree with although Adam Lambert seems a premature choice; he has only been interesting for a few weeks... and Glenn Beck is more insane-raving-lunatic then 'interesting'... Whatever gets you the ratings, huh, Barb?
I do have to commend her on Lady Godga and First Lady Michelle Obama - awesome choices!

The full line-up (the real important ones are bolded):
1) Kate Gosselin
2)Adam Lambert
3) Lady Gaga
4) Sarah Palin
5) Brett Favre
6) Tyler Perry
7) Glenn Beck
8) Jenny Sanford
9) Michael Jackson’s children (Paris, Prince Michael, and Prince Michael II)
10) Michelle Obama.

Lady Gaga

Michelle Obama

:)

Baby Jonas is solo

2009-12-11T10:33:00.000-08:00

Nick Jonas chilling at LAX with Papa Jonas. The second-youngest JoBro is going solo with his self-titled album and new band 'The Administration.'

More pictures here at CUF (if you're privileged enough to be a member)

Enjoy the minus-Joe cuteness.

Guess who's back from an unscheduled hiatus?

2009-12-11T10:17:00.001-08:00

Yeah, this bitch.

Happy holidays pretty people!

Demi Ends Another Illegal Relationship

2009-07-20T09:40:00.001-07:00

There have been rumours swirling around that Demi Lovato is dating Miley Cyrus' older, rocker brother Trace Cyrus; from Metro Station.

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These 'rumours' were most likely true:

1) Demi and Trace haven't hidden their enthusiasm to see each other over Twitter and spend hours talking late into the night on iChat; as confirmed by their Tweets.

2) Demi's friend Keith Carlisle messed up and tweeted to a fan that Demi was dating someone... when Demi had stated in interviews that she was single.

3) On Ryan Seacreasts' radio show, when probed about Trace Cyrus; Demi did not confirm NOR deny a relationship with him... you know when they don't deny it, there's something going on!

4) Demi is into dudes who wear tight pants and rock out on stage; she dated Alex DeLeon and they broke up... some thought it was for the better because he was 'too old' for her... but Trace is older than her too and hey, it was a felony when Miley and Justin did it and it's still a felony, bitches.

5) Demi has been spending time with Trace's friends recently; fame-whore Jeffree Starr is one them.

Well, it seems the fleeting romance ended just as quickly as it began... and once again; it all happened on Twitter. Hell yes.

It began with Trace:

He hinted that they're relationship had ended and then posted a picture of his ex-girlfriend Hanna Beth who he is on and off again with - when it suits her, the fame-whoring bitch :)
The picture:

So, to add insult to injury to Lovato; Trace seemed to be hinting his heart had always been with Hanna Beth.

Demi decided to hit back:

Miley offered her pearls of wisdom:

Sheds some interesting light. It does seem like Demi/Trace was just a case of a girl and guy crushing on each other and nothing really solid or tangible was there to form a real relationship. She is only 16 after all.

Trace was thankful that Miley was Team Trace:

Demi decided to give all her fans no doubt that her and Trace were breaking up by posting the following anti-men and anti-Trace tweets.

My favourite is her spoofing Trace's twitpic with her own. Classic.

The Demi picture:

Trace bowed out with:

It seems like he thinks he was nothing more than a friend to Demi. Maybe he led her on or she got the wrong message? Whatever.

I don't really care but this shit really bought me the LOLs so thank you Disney's HBIC and Marilyn Manson wannabe.

mileycyrussideboob1?

2009-07-20T09:26:00.000-07:00

The Jonas Brothers are on their world tour right now. Inbetween shows, the boys have set up their own baseball team and they play games that the fans can come to watch as The Road Dogs.

Recently, the boys lost a match and updated their Twitter confirming this.

The link to that picture no longer works. The Jonas Brothers deleted that picture within ten minutes of posting it after they saw the fan comments to it.

Why you may ask?

The picture was innocent enough. It was of a pancake with a smiley face on it. It was the name of the picture file which was rather... questionable.

mileycyrussideboob1

What?! How?! On?! Earth?!

Well, most likely, one of the purity ring wearers likes to check out Oceanup (as many other Disney celebs have confirmed it is their guilty pleasure) and saw the Miley Cyrus mishap that happened back in late 2008. They saved the um, questionable picture as the pictures on Oceanup were labelled 'mileycyrussideboob1, 2, 3... etc.' Then when they took this picture months later in July, they saved over that picture but failed to notice the file name remained the same.

Ouchie.

Here's the original picture:

So to reiterate: Nick Jonas/one of the Jonai has a picture of Miley's boobs on his phone/computer. EEEEEP! Right? RIGHT?! Aww, come on!

Freepers Are So Crazy, Even Bill O' Is Like 'WTF?!'

2009-07-20T09:19:00.000-07:00

Freerepublic.com is of the same vein, more or less, as other Conservative websites that interpret political events through their own political perspective; a lot like michellemalkin.com and so forth.

Any sane-minded spectator of the FreeRepublic forums will have seen that the website has always walked on thin ice when it comes to issues of race and religion - two of their top targets that are bombarded with hate comments are issues regarding Muslims and blacks.

Therefore, it comes as no surprise that the 'Freepers' were recently called out on their racist and malicious comments - this time regarding President Obama's daughter; Malia Obama. For the full report, read here.

After gaining such attention from the press; the owner of FreeRepublic was forced to speak. One would expect nothing less than an apology and then for Jim Robinson to walk away with his tail between his legs and his head hanging in shame - because that is what the comments on his website were: a shame.

However, Mr. Robinson's response pretty much summed up why he runs a site like FR. He's the Head Nut after all. Nuttiest of the bunch.

His response (and my rantings in response):

(1)I'll tell you what. The dozen or so insults made by about a half-dozen anonymous members of the general public on an Internet forum were disgraceful. So we pulled them.
Half a dozen or so insults? No, the original thread had over 200 comments that all spewed the same hate and when the media gave the thread more notriety; it was followed by even more responses of like-minded individuals adding their two cents; their two racist cents, might I add.
It is also highly generous of him to dress up the comments as being mere 'insults' - they were a specific type of insult: RACIST insults. Nice way to dodge the bullet there with your fancy rhetoric.
Also, please don't feed us bullshit about them being 'annonymous members of the public.' The website requires people to register and have a login and password to be able to post; in order to do that, they have to submit personal information. It is a website on which the same people return and post on other threads.
These people weren't some crazies who hijacked the thread on a one-off. These sick-thinking individuals are actually are representation of the populace of your forums and a pretty damn shitty representation at that.

(2)But they're really a disgrace to insults in general and to the professional race-baiters of our main stream media that hurl them on a daily basis.
Once again, it's very classy of you to turn this around on your 'enemies' who have nothing to do with this. This is nothing to do with the 'liberal, race-baiting media.' This is you getting caught out and whining like a bitch about it.
Also, let's think about the logic your employing here. YOUR website filled with hundreds of your 'chums' no doubt has just been caught out making lewd and racist remarks about a young black girl and you respond by saying it is the media's fault for nit-picking every story about racism out there and sensationalising it?
Fuck, you're an idiot.
I am THANKFUL that our media is keeping an eye on wannabe Klan members like you so we can keep shit-thinkers like you in line!

(3)Our guys don't hold a candle to the professionals that have spent the last ten years or so pummeling the Bush and Cheney families with thousands of insults every damned day in every newspaper, magazine and TV network broadcasting to the public. Even the movies. Even in the halls of congress, in school rooms, in our churches.
Oh my God - not in our CHURCHES, anywhere but our precious CHURCHES(!) The Left might hold a candle in the media but let's not forget you have the biggest pimp with the biggest candle in the business out there spitting out Conservative propaganda left, right and center. You know the place; the one where all the chicks have bleached blonde hair and there's the odd black or Asian guy roaming the halls; looking oddly out of place - Fox News?

(4)We are bombarded daily by a constant stream of insults hurled by liberals, socialists, Marxists and leftists of every stripe. Family members and children are not immune from the daily barrage of insults from professionals and amateur leftists alike.
Yes, because the Left do not have reproductive organs and therefore do not breed and do not have children. It is only you and people who think like you in the 'Right' who have babies bouncing up and down on your knees. Cute(!) So, remind me again; you're writing this hate-speech right now because.... oh, I think I remember... something to do with a little black girl and 'your people' hurling insults at HER. Hypocrite.

(5)The Internet is chuck full of insulting comments, photo-shopped photos, cartoons so bad that they should be ashamed to publish them in their daily papers, but publish them they do. And laugh. Freaking hypocrites!
Your a hypocrite too, numb-nuts. Who the fuck told you it was a smart idea to sink to the same depths as your 'enemies?'

(6)They laugh about the insults hurled 24 hours a day against Sarah Palin and her husband and little girls. Even the tiny helpless little Downs Syndrome baby is not immune from their hateful insults.
Expand beyond your own little bubble, maybe take a trip to Fox News' forums and see what fellow Conservatives are saying - a lot of them are condemning and bad-mouthing her now too. It isn't as clear-cut as 'Left' and 'Right' asshole. There are always shades of grey.

(7) Racism? Monkey sounds? Right. Do a google search on "Bush Chimp" and see what pops up.
Riiiight.... do you know the difference between a pun about a white man's intelligence resembling that of a chimps and a racist insult about a black woman LOOKING like a monkey? Obviously not. I think some 'JIM CHIMPS' are in need right now. To Photoshop!

(8) George Bush is just as much a human being as Michelle Obama. And just as American. The only difference is George Bush is proud to be an American and proud to defend his country while Michelle Obama was ashamed of America for her entire adult life. Defend America? Right. The Obamas wouldn't lift a finger to defend America. They'd rather destroy it and destroy all it stands for.
Yes, because millions upon millions of indigenius, hard-working Americans voted Obama in so he could make the whole country go 'boom boom.' Makes perfect sense.

(9) Bush is a monkey. Bush is a chimp. Bush is a gorilla. Bush is a subhuman knuckle dragging mongrel. He sometimes makes funny monkey faces, even funny monkey sounds. We all have. I have. You have. Michelle Obama has. Monkey see, monkey do. Get used to it!
No thanks. I think we had hundreds of years to get used to black slavery and treating blacks like second class citizens and I really wasn't feeling it; so I refuse to let this country travel back in time and 'get used to it' all over again. Instead, I'd rather call out and expose the individuals on this earth who want those times to come back and shame them. That sounds like a much better agenda.

(10) Poor white trash live in trailer parks. Poor white trash live in slums. Poor white trash also live in ghettos. Many people who aren't even poor white trash live in trailer parks, slums, barrios and ghettos. "Dressed like someone from the ghetto" can't possibly be a "racist" insult unless you're assuming all black people and only black people come from ghettos. If you are making that assumption and are personally insulted by such comment, then look around. You may be a racist.
Wow, asshole; way to go around in circles and bite yourself on your own ass. Let me see if I have this right; by taking a comment about a black girl that refers to her as being ghetto and assuming it to be racist - I am the racist because I'm assuming blacks come from the ghetto. OK, cool... now let's go back to the part where you said poor white trash live in trailer parks, slums and ghettos so it can also be assumed as a racist comment to whites... so you're making that assumption... and that makes you what? A self-hating white dude? OK, cool.

(11) Ok, I think I have this figured out. It's absolutely ok for the left to trash any conservative, even children and babies, but it's absolutely against the rules to return fire. The left can hurl out the insults, but cry like banshees when it comes back on them.
Sounds good to me! :D

(12) Speaking of insults doing harm to sweet little girls, how much harm is done to a child when Obama authorizes so-called "reproductive health" professionals to reach up into a womb and literally rip a human baby limb from limb and remove its lifeless carcass bit by bit when if left alone, it would have been a bouncing little baby boy or girl just moments later.
Yeah, OK, numbskull; you lost all credibility when you claimed a fetus can go from being fetus one moment and the next just bounce out a full grown little baby. Yeah, I'm not going to sit here and listen to you preach pro-life shit when you don't even know the simple facts of reproduction. Here's a tip buddy; babies aren't delivered by a stork either!

(13) Mr. Obama says that if one of his little girls makes a mistake, he doesn't want to punish them with a baby. He admits that determining the beginning of human rights is above his paygrade, but he has absolutely no problem at all playing God to determine which lives are fit to bring into this life and which are ok to snuff out.
You are obviously an ignorant fuck if you think abortion is when you reach up a woman's vagina, yank out the fetus and then smother it with a pillow because that's the imagery you're painting buddy. Check your facts before you make outrageous claims like that bitch. As well as that, who the FUCK are you to tell a woman she has to have a baby? I'm not even going to get into the abortion shit but nice try; you almost built up a smokescreen against your racist site. Almost.

(14) That's the supreme insult. It's a gross insult to every human being on this planet living or dead. It's an insult to life itself. It's an insult to humanity, to human decency. It's a slap in the face to God the Creator of all life. We will all pay a price for the disgraceful American Holocaust. Fifty million innocent American lives slaughtered on the altar of liberalism and the count is growing daily. Butchers!
Fucking drama queen.

(15) FReep you and the smug, arrogant, hypocritical high horse you rode in on!
Little thing called 'cars.' Yeah, that's what they use for transportation nowadays. Crazy world, huh? Did anyone tell you a dude named King also passed a little Civil Rights Act which means you can't do your favourite past-time anymore? No more lynching! Aw, shucks!

(16) My name is Big Jim Thompson and I approve this message.
Oh, ha-ha. 'Jim Thompson.' Silly bitch, stop whining that the media got your name wrong. No one gives a shit about you, the only thing they care about is your warped ideals. Your name is not important. I don't care if it's Jim Robinson, Jim Thompson or Shit MyPants-McGee; you're sick and that's the end of it.

As well as this, even Bill O'Reilly, Fox News' resident Hitler; is condeming these guys. Yes, they are so nuts, even Bill O' is like 'WTF?'

Paying Your Last Respects

2009-07-09T09:57:00.000-07:00

In light of Michael Jackson’s memorial yesterday; I’ve found my perception of life changing.

No matter what your opinion of the late Jackson was; you cannot deny – and you are a filthy liar if you do deny – the fact that the man was talented.

Hell, he was talented and he was ambitious. He constantly pushed himself to be bigger, greater and more magnificent than the last time you had seen him. To most, he was ridiculous but looking at the news coverage now and seeing the sea of thousands upon thousands of people who have shed tears for him; it appears those who considered him ridiculous were few and vastly outnumbered.

Jackson was a human being. I think we are forgetting that in this last week because we’ve spent so much time hero-worshipping him and putting him on a pedestal.

Nonetheless, the man with the golden walk was a human being. He was hurt by us. We were at times shocked and hurt by him. He made mistakes just as we make mistakes. Yet, the higher you are the harder you fall and there was no one doing what Michael Jackson did that was higher than him. No, sir. He was the highest and mightiest of the mighty until he took his big fall. He spent his last few years a recluse and a cripple; comforted and sustained by the love his surrogate children provided him.

His daughter, Paris, bid an emotional farewell at the memorial service yesterday as Janet Jackson clung onto her from behind. The little girl spoke confidently, without a doubt in her voice that her father was the greatest man who had ever lived and that he had loved her endlessly but her emotions and her grief made her entire composure crumple. As her face broke apart into tears; I think my heart shattered into a million tiny pieces.

Michael Jackson made mistakes. He was human. He took a big fall over ‘alleged’ crimes.

Yet, he is a historical figure and there was not a dry eye in the Staples Centre yesterday; I can assure you.

Watching that... and watching these events fold over these last few days after his death; I can tell you I feel so Goddamn inspired. This man was a delicate, musical prodigy. He worked his ass off and he sang with soul because it was his passion.

We felt his passion and we immediately succumbed to him. We felt his passion and we cried when we learned that it was dead.

So, even in death, Michael Jackson is still inspiring. This is cheesy as fuck but it’s more honest than anything I’ve ever felt or said in my entire 19 years of life. If you have a dream, if you havce a passion and if you’re *talented*... God, just go for it. You don’t want to die and have one miserable sod at your funeral.

Human life, no matter whose it is; should be fucking celebrated. Every single dead person deserves a memorial like Michael Jackson’s; with millions of people watching it live at home, the biggest celebrities crying by your gold-cased coffin – to be encapsulated in history as *great.* We all deserve to be remembered and to be made a fuss of when we die just like Michael Jackson... but you got to work damn hard for it.

Michael worked damned hard and he deserved it. Yesterday was his day. So stop your bitch-ass whining about ‘Ooo my tax dollars paid for this... uhh, why?’ Bitch, shut the fuck up. For once, we’ve put money towards something that emotionally unites and ties people together. Everyone at the Staples Centre yesterday felt like they were one body. One massive body quivering with grief.

Work hard.
Chase your dreams.
Be the next Michael Jackson.
Hell, be the next you.
Aspire to something.

You get one life, make it a good fucking one and maybe someone other than that one dude/girl you fucked four years ago will turn up to your funeral.

That’s what Michael Jackson’s taught me, folks.

Candid SNAP: Vanessa Hudgens

2009-06-05T09:13:00.001-07:00

The candid side of celebrities is always interesting... Vanessa Hudgens' is as interesting as anyone else's.
A real FEAST for the eyes.

2006

2007

Selena Isn't Hot

2009-06-01T09:50:00.000-07:00

Trace Cyrus revealed to Sugar Magazine in the 'Lad Mag' section that he's never heard of Selena Gomez.

Celeb Date, Mate or Slate with Trace.

DATE: Vanessa Hudgens- 'I've had a crush on Vanessa Hudgens for a while. I need Miley to set me up. And get Zac out of the way.'

MATE: Demi Lovato: 'I've seen Demi Lovato on the red carpet before and she looks pretty cool. We could, like, hang out together, it would be chilled out.'

SLATE: Selena Gomez- 'I've NEVER HEARD of Selena Gomez, I don't actually know who she is! And I have to slate someone, so it's her. Sorry Selena!'

Not surprising. She has the body of a 7 year old and the face of a 12 year old. It wouldn't feel right anyway.

Oh, and yes, I have deliberately used ugly pictures for all three girls. Damn hot bitches (well, minus The Gomez).

MTV Movie Awards 2009

2009-06-01T08:47:00.000-07:00

The MTV Movie Awards 2009 were on last night and it was one hell of a show. One. Hell. Of. A. Show. I can not emphasise that enough. Whether you agreed with who won what or who wore what... it doesn't even matter, dude. The key thing is: Eminem being face-to-bare-ass with Sasha Baron Cohen's creation Bruno. That's all you need to know people. That's all.

Basically, Eminem was apparently 'humiliated' and stormed out of the awards when Cohen's character Bruno floated down onto the audience in a harness wearing only wings and a thong. His harness appeared to undergo 'technical difficulties' and he was sent hurtling down onto Eminem... his face in Eminem's ass. Sweet.

People are dubbing it as a publicity stunt which Eminem may or may not have been in on. Regardless, you got love Zachary Quinto's reaction, Cameron Diaz's amused face and Vanessa Hudgen's cute giggling as boyfriend Zac Efron appeared mortified at having been called out like that!

Twilight were the big winners last night, sweeping up 5 of the awards.

A list of the winners

Twilight - Best Movie, Best Female Performance, Best Fight Scene, Breakthrough Male Performance, Best Kiss.

Firstly, Rob and Cam Giga-thing-a-jig going up for their best fight scene award made my mouth water. Not gonna lie. Hot guys, people.
For best kiss, Robert and Kristen almost seemed reluctant to go up! Also, is that a wistful face I spy on Vanessa Hudgen's face? Poor baby! The tension building up to the kiss-that-never-was was, I have to admit, very hot in an awkward, cute way!
Robert's speech for breakthrough performance was cute once again in an awkward way. You can tell he's not used to this!
Once again, when KStew went up for her award... was that a look of envy of Vanessa's face? Damn her cuteness, I melt every time they cut to her! But KStew deserved that. Her reaction was... hey, what do you know, AWKWARD! But you gotta love it. You know Vanessa Hudgens' totally jinxed her to drop that award!

Best Male Performance - Zac Efron

I have to love Zac's response to the whole situation and Vanessa is just a shining beacon every time they put her on the screen.

Breakthrough Performance Female - Ashley Tisdale

I am hella proud of this fierce bitch for being a hardcore underdog and winning this. I really am. Words can not describe, Tizzy.

Best Comedic Performance - Jim Carey

What a showman! He deserved that award and that standing ovation.

Best Villian Winner - Heath Ledger
Who could argue with this one?

Best WTF Moment - Amy Poehler

Best Song - Miley Cyrus

Another underdog. I was not expecting her to win but I am hella glad she did! I fucking loved her for being loud and obnoxious and real. Suck on it, A-list Hollywood with your 'classyness.' Pssh.

Generation Award Winner - Ben Stiller

Megan Fox Does Another Raunchy Cover Shoot

2009-05-31T12:36:00.000-07:00

This time she's on the July cover of GQ UK.

Honestly, bitch is hot as fuck but she's a skinny girl with no ass and no hips so I really don't understand where her monster-boobs came from (surgery? Everyone's saying she had her nose done!)

I used to obsess over her at one point but that was when I fell for her cliched 'I'll say something controversial to keep me interesting because flashing my ass and tits is going to get old pretty soon' act.

I'm over it, Megan. Grab a Maccy D's and a book while you're at it, you hot-sexy-idiot.

Hot Or Not?

2009-05-31T12:29:00.001-07:00

The Spike TV's 2009 'Guys Choice' Awards were held at Sony Studios last night (30 May) in LA.

Halle Berry was awarded the Decade of Hotness award despite the fact that I haven't seen anything remotely hot from her since she first launched into super-stardom in that James Bond movie. Whatever.

Jamie Foxx presented her award and she, um, returned the favour by swapping some spit with him and letting him squeeze her pert little ass. Nice. I like the way Hollywood works.

Rpattz Arrives

2009-05-31T06:29:00.000-07:00

Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson arriving at LAX airport last night (29th May) and trying to be all incognito with the big-ass shades and the slinky hoody.

He looks like a creepy... creep.

Nonetheless, like always, he was polite and obliging to fans, signing autographs here and there even though he looked like crap. What a good creepy guy.

Click here for the rest

Ash Tizz In OK! Magazine

2009-05-31T05:49:00.000-07:00

Ashley Tisdale's cover for OK! Magazine has finally hit the shelves! The cover is to promote her new album 'Guilty Pleasure' which was set to hit the shelves on June 16th but now has been pushed back to July 28th!

Girl has an amazing body, amazing hair and the photoshoot is fierce as fuck!

A few interview highlights
On her super-skinny look: I've been very skinny my whole life, I don't really like this look. I like curves, I think they're more beautiful.
On Jessica Alba's body: I look at Jessica Alba and think she's got a great body. I think that's what women are supposed to look like.

On her diet: I love French fries and bread, and when I'm on tour, I have McDonald's. At home, I like to cook - I love omelettes in the morning.
On breaking up with Jared Murillo: It's important to have girlfriends, because guys tend to come and go.

On her new squeeze Scott Speer: I like to keep it low key.
On Zanessa: They always have my back. We don't work together anymore, which sucks, but we love to hang out. Vanessa's cooking a lot of dinner - she's pretty good at pasta and chicken.

Oo-la-la, looks like the HSM cast are all grown up, in love and all domesticated!

For the full interview, go to the source below!

SOURCE

Paris Is Too Blonde?

2009-05-31T05:46:00.000-07:00

Above is the promo for Paris Hilton's new perfume entitled 'Siren.'

I'm sorry but airbrushing overload, much?

The bitch is blonde enough as it is and we know she's fucking flawless if you just do up her hair and stick her in something designer from her candid pictures so why go to extreme to make her hair super-blonde and her eyes super-blue? Are you advertising to Nazi's or something?

Airbrushing for the sake of airbrushing.

Leighton Is Still Being A Psycho

2009-05-31T05:39:00.000-07:00

Gossip Girl bad girl Leighton Meester is paparazzied whilst filming scenes for her new movie 'The Roommate' also starring Cam Gigandet and Minka Kelly.

The movie is about a college student named Sara (Kelly) finding her safety jeopardized after she's assigned a dorm room with an odd girl named Rebecca (Meester).

It all sounds a bit Single White Female to me but I love thrillers so I'll probably end up seeing it, darn it.

Gaga Will Be Colloborating BIG

2009-05-31T05:31:00.000-07:00

Lady Gaga's first album, The Fame, has cooked up a storm and soared to the top five music chart spots around the world so it's no wonder everyone has their eyes and ears peeled for any mention of her next album.

According to lady-gaga.us, her next album will feature some pretty hot colloborations such as RedOne and Akon.

She is also expecred to be working on the new record with like the likes of Darkchild (Janet Jackson, Britney), Jim Jonsin (Beyonce, Soulja Boy) and Fernando Garibay (Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson).

If Gaga's next album is as unique and out-there as The Fame was; then the girl still has a place in my heart!

An Ode To Gaga

2009-05-31T05:21:00.001-07:00

As everyone knows, I am gaga for Lady Gaga.

Here's a few singles that you won't find on her album. They're pretty sweet. Enjoy!

Wonderful

Vanity

Retro Phsyical

One Change ft. Chris Brown & James Faunletroy

Let Love Down

Fancy Pants

Dirty Ice Cream

Rock Show

Finally, this next track called 'Silly Boy' is apparently Lady Gaga feat. Rihanna but Gaga has publically claimed it's not her and she's not certain it's Rihanna either. Nonetheless, it's pretty funky!

Demi Getting Emotional

2009-05-30T09:44:00.000-07:00

Check out this video of rocker-wannabe Demi Lovato performing her singles 'Two Worlds Collide' and 'Don't Forget' in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

The videos are nothing special or nothing new but it is always nice to see Demi getting super-emotional and intense when she sings 'Don't Forget.'
Girls got soul!

The Jonia Make Me Cringe

2009-05-30T09:37:00.001-07:00

The Jonas Brothers aren't just three adolescent brothers who hit the big time; they are also an empire. Yes, that empire expands from sponsoring diabetic charities, Christianity and now even to education.

The brothers are featured in the programme 'Unbroke' where they educate a group of teenage fangirls about the stock market... when the girls stop screaming that is.

What makes this shit cringe-worthy is the fact that these boys, other then maybe Kevin Jonas, know nothing about what they're talking about and are just reading off cue cards.

These boys will do anything to promote their new album Lines, Vines & Trying Times... I wonder how far they're willing to go....

Click for cringeycringey ness:

Making Britain Proud

2009-05-30T09:32:00.001-07:00

Britain's Got Talent was on last night. It's always good for a little bit of drama, laughs and tears. Little Hollie Steel provided a bit of both on last night's show when she forgot the words during her musical performance of Edelweiss from The Sound of Music.

Luckily, she got another try and nailed the song in the end. Nonetheless, I have to say, Amanda pisses me off in the way she melts every time a child pops up on the stage - you can see how broody this bitch is and she's supposed to be an impartial judge! As well as that, Steel is just another middle-class spoilt brat.

Those break-dancing teens from London should've gotten through instead of her.

Her first try:

Her second and vastly improved attempt:

Selena Gomez Denies It Again

2009-05-30T05:19:00.001-07:00

Hey, so anyone remember how irrelevent little Selena Gomez from Barney suddenly became relevent and got bumped up in Disney's 'Bitches To Pimp Out' list? Basically, Disney Queen Miley Cyrus publically displayed the fact that she had hormones and Disney got all flappy-upset and then Miley's boyfriend Nick Jonas left her too. Both Disney and Nick Jonas left Miley for The Gomez and hence; irrelevent little flat-chested girl becomes relevent little flat-chested girl - all with the help of Miley Cyrus's cast-offs!

Anyways, yada-yada, eventually The Gomez and Nick Jonas broke up and Selena denied they ever dated and said they'd always just been friends. OK, whatever.

Now, Selena's been seen with Twilight 'it' boy Taylor Lautner who is supposedly some big hottie but I don't really feeeeeel it, ya know? Anywhoooo, LaineyGossip who first reported the two to be dating are now seeing Lautner has ditched Gomez because having a girlfriend interferes with his supposed 'hottie' image. Whatever. Selena did what any teenage superstar in her position would do in the 21st century... take to Twitter!

She twittered:
Referring to a rumor our there.... 100% NOT true. ALL of my friends are incredible people. Please do not call them anything other than that

So basically, once again, Selena is denying they ever dated despite repeated proof here and here and here and here.

Heidi Fails Again

2009-05-30T05:13:00.000-07:00

So, the newly-wed Mrs. Pratt is once again putting herself out there to be publically annihilated. Is she a sadist? Does she enjoy the pain? Or is she just dying for the online bloggers to tear down her fail of a music video (which, let's face it; might as well be a submission video for her entry onto an adult film channel) so that she can once again fake-cry in the street like the attention whore she is?

I'm not even going to give the bitch the satisfaction.

If you want some LOLs and to look at a finely toned, pert little ass then check out 'Blackout.'

Heidi Pratt, you're officially a fucking joke.

Demi Is Smothered By Disney

2009-05-30T05:01:00.000-07:00

Demi Lovato filmed what a music video for the new Tinkerbell movie 'The Gift of a Friend' and made it known that she was not exactly excited by this prospect.

Dressed in a cute, girly sundress, Demi was pictured dancing around and singing to the camera in a park in Hollywood for the video. At the same time, Demi updated her Twitter:

Shot the very girly/ fairy-esque music video for the theme song of the newest Tinkerbelle movie.. "The Gift Of A Friend"

Then a little later:
I can't wait to do a video that will be more "me"..... Haha

It's no secret that Demi Lovato doesn't really put her heart into a lot of the bright, happy airy-fairy crap that Disney produce and I for one am proud that she continues to find little ways to rebel. I wish she'd still have the panda-bear-mascara-eyes though.

Check out the pictures below of Demi in pain...

For more click here

Men Can't Handle The Hotness That Is Gaga

2009-05-27T12:10:00.000-07:00

In the new issue of Rolling Stone on which Gaga graces the cover, the Lady herself talks about how she is bisexual (tell us something we didn't already figure out!)

On her bisexuality: The fact that I'm into women, they're all intimidated by it. It makes them uncomfortable. They're like, 'I don't need to have a threesome. I'm happy with just you.'

On breaking up with ex boyfriend heavy-metal drummer Luke: I was his Sandy, and he was my Danny, and I just broke.

Why music is important to her... because it can never leave her!: My music's not going to wake up tomorrow morning and tell me it doesn't love me anymore. So I'm content with my solitude. I'm okay with being alone. I choose to have someone in my life when I can.

Does Pattinson Have Any Dignity Left?

2009-05-27T12:02:00.000-07:00

Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson is a charmer and he's handsome (well, I think so!)

Anyways, he's fame has blown up obviously because of the Twilight saga which he is the dreamy star of which means he's had to get used to all sorts of things like screaming teenage girls ruining his life and nosy PR assistants telling him what to wear, what to say and how to live. Tis the price of fame, people!

Anyways, just when Pattinson probably thought 'Oh, well, can't lose much more dignity then I already have'... well, these pictures of him on the set of New Moon in Italy where his boy-ish chest appears to be covered in flour and then fake pimples show how wrong Pattinson's assumptions must have been. Of course, they're not really pimples; they're there for ~dazzling~ purposes!

On the other hand, that kiss with Bella Swan AKA Kristen Stewart looks pretty hot!

Elvis Jonas Is 1 Years Old

2009-05-27T11:59:00.001-07:00

Nick Jonas's dog Elvis, who was a birthday present, just turned one and Nick tweeted a picture. Cute! - And for legal reasons, we'll pretend I'm talking about the dog ;)

Tizz Fizz Covers OK! Magazine

2009-05-27T11:46:00.000-07:00

Hottie Ashley Tisdale graces the cover of OK! Magazine this month.

With new hair, new style and a new attitude, it seems like Tizzy Fizzy is running as fast as she can in her stilettos all the way away from her Disney character Sharpay and good for her! Too bad she is still contractually obliged to be Disney's bitch, though! Unlike co-stars Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron - the Tizz hasn't yet escaped!

Nonetheless, check her out in OK! where she talks about her best friends Miley and Vanessa, about curvy girls like Jessica Alba and her own eating habits - bitch claims to eat McDonald's and omelettes!!!

Tizzy's new album Guilty Pleasure drops June something or other. I don't really care!

Gaga Does Rolling Stone!

2009-05-27T11:41:00.000-07:00

Lady Gaga on the cover of Rolling Stone - it's about fucking time too!

Click here to check out the behind the scenes video for her photoshoot - it's worth it, it features Gaga with painted on pants - that's right... PAINTED ON! AS IN NOT REALLY THERE! AS IN BUTT NAKED! ARGHHH. Yes :)

Chris Brown Is Still Cool?

2009-05-27T11:23:00.000-07:00

Chris Brown just beat up Rihanna. That much we know for sure. We know he choked her and he threatened to kill her and messed up her face bad enough for everyone to wince and go 'Ooo that's not purttty.' Other then that, we don't know much else because both Rihanna and Chris Brown have kept pretty much mum on the subject. So we've been left to fantasize and run wild with our imaginations about all the happenings and ins-and-outs of the situation. I think it's pretty safe to say we've run so wild that Chris is now a the demonic spawn of Hitler and Satan (If you know, Hitler and Satan were a gay couple who'd adopted).

Anyways, the gist of it is that we haven't seen or heard much from Chris and so much has been speculated. Therefore, Chris's 're-emergence' into Hollywood and into the lives of his fans should be tastefully done and subtlely approached. He should be humble enough that we want to forgive him.

And guess what the genius came up with?

THIS.

'I'm not a monster, y'all. Oh oh and uh, buy my album, yeah man.'
Yeah?
Well, I'm not convinced... BITCH.

Bitch, drop the street talk and the ghetto wear and hang your head in shame. Don't walk around like you're still the hottest shit. Ass.

Selena Gomez Proving She Can Sing?

2009-05-27T11:16:00.000-07:00

So, I suppose by now Disney's new bitch Selena Gomez is feeling the backlash from dropping her new single featuring Forever The Sickest Kids called 'Woah Oh' as in 'Woah Oh, whose torturing the neighbour's cat cos that shit sounds nasty?!' To say the least, the single is horrible. Selena's vocals do not match with the vocals of FTSK and it seems like FTSK have no artistic integrity but instead bent over and let Selena do whatever the hell she wanted in that recording studio because let's face it, Selena Gomez gets Google hits and Google hits mean publicity and that's all FTSK care about.

Anyways, Selena's new YouTube video is an ode to her friends and family back home in Texas and I have to warn you... she sings the entire way through. Is Miss Squeaky Clean starting to feel the pressure of not being perfect and can't take it? It seems like she's desperate to prove she can sing!

Sorry, Sel Bel, you're a cute kid but you're music career's really really really not going anywhere.

Selena Gomez Can't Sing

2009-05-27T11:11:00.000-07:00

Disney's latest manufactured princess has a malfunction!

Acting? Check! Squeaky clean image? Check! Singing? Uh...

Selena Gomez is not as talented as her best friends Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato when it comes to the singing front. Her latest joke of a single with Forever The Sickest Kids will probably be her biggest regret this year because it sounds absolutely abysmal.

This is one Disney pop princess who won't embrace the 'pop' and for our own health, we hope she doesn't - I don't think I could listen to her attempt singing again!

Selena Gomez feat. FTSK - Woah Oh AKA me torturing my neighbour's cat

The making of the single... probably a dark day for FTSK

Carrie Prejean Must Be Cursed

2009-05-26T11:24:00.000-07:00

I think some gay voodoo-practitioners have put a curse on Miss California Carrie Prejean because ever since she ignorantly decided gay people aren't equal to everyone else; her luck has turned from bad to worst. With nude pictures leaking of her and her private family business being laid bare by the media; Prejean must be having a shitty time; not that I sympathise.

Now, in a new revelation, it appears Prejean's mother had a lesbian affair. SHOCK! HORROR! HORROR! SHOCK!

According to the Huffington Post, a Valerie Vetrano from Corona claims she was in a gay relationship with Prejean's mother and that this supposed relationship ended
“a couple weeks before Carrie Prejean was in the Miss USA competition.”

Valerie stated to ABC News: “I did date her. I’m not going to deny it, but I’m not going to say anything else.”

Can I just say the more we seem to learn about Prejean, the more she seems to be a bigoted, insecure little brat? Yeah, I think I will say it.

Vanessa William's Doesn't Care

2009-05-26T11:17:00.000-07:00

It seems like everyone has an opinion on Carrie Prejean these days, better known as 'Little Miss Hypocrite' ever since she gave her uneducated two cents on the gay rights issue but former beauty queen Vanessa Williams doesn't really give a shit.

Speaking to Out.com:
During your reign as Miss America in 1984 you were involved in one of the most infamous beauty pageant scandals ever and gave up your crown after suggestive photos of you were published. Recently another pageant contestant, Miss California Carrie Prejean, came under fire after she spoke out against the right for same-sex marriage. Do you think it’s fair the way the media handled her response?
I’m surprised at how much this story has gone on and on. My personal opinion is really, “Who cares?” She’s not running for a government position that could make an actual change in policy, so who cares? Let it die.

Do you think they should have stripped her of her title?
Who cares! Really, who cares in the grand scheme of things?

I agree with Williams to an extent. I don't care about Carrie Prejean and honestly wish the bitch would fade away into obscurity but the problem is not me or the media - it is Carrie Prejean herself who keeps clawing her way back into the limelight. Now that Fox News are her new best friends, the bitch is unstoppable! BURN HER!

Spencer Pratt Apologizes

2009-05-26T11:09:00.000-07:00

MTV's The Hills is a highly addictive and extremely superficial show and yada yada yada here's a clip of more staged fuckery where Spencer calls Lauren Conrad up to 'apologise' for apparently circulating a rumour that she had a sex tape.

Maybe it's just me but I'd be able to relate more to these characters (because, let's face it, this isn't really reality TV at all, is it?) if the cheesy shit music wasn't playing in the background.

Also, it's nice to see LC 'working' if you know, work meant spending all your day sitting at a desk taking personal calls with a whole camera crew in your face... I mean, is her boss a retard - how could it be even more obvious the bitch isn't working? I might respect her if she had a real job and was really making it on her own. No, she's still daddy's princess living off MTV's paycheck.

The funniest shit is LC's fake 'OMG, I am like, so surprised that you called right now, like, we haven't even seen each other or spoken in months even though, ya know, anyone who reads, like, a magazine would have seen pictures of us like hugging at that Teen Vogue event last night but OMG, I am like soooo surprised right now!' Yeah, choke on a dick.

Cannes Is Violent

2009-05-25T11:39:00.000-07:00

As an avid film-watcher, I am very very very very very very jealous of all those critics who have been schmoozing in the sun down in France these past few weeks. Seriously, getting paid to bitch about a bunch of films is a job?! And I'm stuck here writing up shit for you LEECHES who just want more and more and don't care that the intense typing has already given me 'granny hands' so I can't even give my boyfriend a satisfying handjob anymore?!!

Anyways, now that the anger is out... apparently anger is 'in' at Cannes this year. According to the BBC, a lot of the top-rated movies this year have been violent and gory. javascript:void(0)

A case in point being the movie Kinatay, which features the lengthy rape and murder of a prostitute. Director Brilliante Mendoza obviously walked away with the Best Director 2009 prize.

One of the critics aptly commented on the movie: "It's not a date movie."

Well, duh.

Sasha Grey Goes Mainstream

2009-05-25T11:31:00.000-07:00

Notorious porn star Sasha Grey is making the jump from porn to mainstream films in Steven Soderbergh's film The Girlfriend Experience. She's doing what Jenna Jameson made a half-assed attempt at and as much as I hate to say it; it looks like Grey is going to make a very successful transition.

The plotline of the movie and the director behind the project are absolutely perfect.

I swear if she wins an Oscar one day; I might just die. The girl bothers me because she reeks of confidence.

Anyways, here's a trailer. It looks interesting. Oh and no, Grey doesn't have sex on film.

Paris Hilton Would Be Easier To Hate

2009-05-25T11:22:00.000-07:00

Here is Paris Hilton at some event in some country or other. It doesn't really matter. We all know this bitch doesn't have a real job. She used to get paid to party, for God's sake.

So basically, this is a post of someone who has no dignity left because we've all seen her get fucked doggy-style but that's alright with her, wanna know why? Because she's richer than you, prettier than you and everyone says shit about her behind her back but when they're faced with her, they'll be licking her ass. Yes, life is good when you're Paris Hilton.

I dislike her but she looks like one hot bitch in that dress. Damn her for knowing how to accessorize!

Joe Jonas Doesn't Like Boobies?

2009-05-25T11:12:00.000-07:00

I do have to sympathise with the Jonas Brothers. They proudly wear their purity rings and yet the majority of their fan base is obsessed with de-purifying these rings at any given chance!

Although I do sympathise... I am still laughing my pudgy little butt off at this video of the boys performing a concert in Chile where a girl, with excellent aim might I add, sent a bra flying directly into Joe Jonas's hands.

His reflexes seem to have gotten quicker too because without even looking down at the bra, he quickly let it drop and walked away. Yes, he didn't even have to look. That tells me a lot about this boy.

Either he knows the lacy, warm feel of a freshly worn bra all too well... or maybe Papa Jonas the Church minister had the boys 'study' bras in 'Bra Dodging On Stage 101.' Judging by the stick-barbies Joe Jonas dates like Camilla Belle, Taylor Swift and Australian model Amelia Than-Aye; I'm gonna wager a guess that it was the bra dodging classes and not experience which allowed him to make the quick realisation that it was a bra in his hands. After all, none of those girls has anything except nipples and nipples don't need bras...nooo, you just need two peanut shells and some string.

Anyways, watch here for the LOLS. If you still want some LOLS, then watch the last incident again here.

FF to 3 minutes.

PPP Bumper Post!

2009-05-25T10:51:00.000-07:00

BFFs and Disney stars Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are all set to appear in their first project together since their Barney days in the Princess Protection Program. Judging the promos and sneak peeks, it looks like it's going to be a pretty cool movie which is saying a lot for Disney's original movies.

Check out some of the videos if you haven't already!

Trailer:

Promo 1: Bowling

Promo 2: Homecoming Queen

Promo 3: Blending In

One And The Same Music Video Preview

Demi Lovato's Ex Boyfriend

2009-05-25T09:40:00.000-07:00

A cute picture of Demi Lovato, 16, with her ex-boyfriend Alex Deleon, 19. He's from an up-and-coming band called The Cab. Too bad things didn't work out. Maybe now Jemi will happen...

Both Efron Boys Aren't Single

2009-05-25T09:31:00.000-07:00

I'm sure more then the majority of people know that Zac Efron, whose star seems to be rising day by day; has a younger brother in high school named Nick Dylan Efron but aptly goes by the name of Dylan.

We all know Zac Efron has already secretly married Vanessa Hudgens in Japan or Hawaii or something so give that dream up, baby. There's still hope with the other Efron. Oh wait, no there isn't. That's what this post is about!

Anyways, Dylan Efron isn't single either(sorry to the girls going Gaga over him). He's in a relationship with a girl called Alisha; a picture of the two surfaced last year kissing. The rest of these pictures are probably ones most haven't seen so I thought I'd share. Slow news day, people!

PS. Sorry some of the pictures are horrible, they had tagging on them on account of I stole them from Dylan Efron's friends photobucket... once again, 'cos I'm so cool and also because if it was really a 'friend' why would they tag the pictures? SHAME ON YOU! I'm not a friend so I tagged the pictures for my own sick pleasure that I will thoroughly gain from depriving little kids from playing their rare trading games.

Whether or not this girl is Alisha is debateable. It probably isn't. Dylan Efron is a playa duh.

Alisha and Dylan at their winter formal in 2007.

Alisha seems like a fun-loving girl

Dylan and friends:

Creepy how much he resembles Zac here

Seems to enjoy smoking... pot...

If Zac Efron got rid of that greasy creature on the top of his head that he calls hair these days, he'd probably look like this...

A fun game of 'Spot The Efron'

At some party:

And one with Zac because let's face it, this post doesn't have enough Zac!

Finally, a recent picture of Dylan in New York:

Kayslee Collins Has A New Best Friend....

2009-05-25T08:55:00.000-07:00

Not many people know who Kayslee Collins is but a quick Google search of her images will pretty much reveal who she is; there's not much depth to the girl. She only cropped up to fame because she was best friends with mega-star Vanessa Hudgens. Thankfully, The Hudge has dumped the Paris-Hilton-wannabe and reality-tv-whore-in-the-making and moved onto bigger, better and brighter things.

Anyways, here's some new personal pictures of Collins with a new gal pal who seems to resemble The Hudge. Well, kinda. Just squint your eyes and pretend The Hudge is ugly and maybe...

PS. I watermarked the images not because I own them or claim them but because it's fun to annoy the rare whores out there! MUAHAHA. This is how I get my kicks. This and taking candy from kids.

Hiatus is OVER!

2009-05-25T08:52:00.001-07:00

I am officially back... and just in time for summer!

Jiley & Trace Do Dinner

2009-02-20T09:18:00.000-08:00

Exclusive pictures of Miley Cyrus and boyfriend/model Justin Gaston out to dinner a few weeks ago have surfaced.

The couple went out to dinner with Miley's older brother, Metro Station's Trace Cyrus and his girlfriend and well-known attention whore Hanna Beth.

Delena Make Music Together

2009-02-20T09:17:00.000-08:00

Disney starlets Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are the new stars of Disney's latest film Princess Protection Program. The two actresses/singers shot a music video this week for the movie and the above is an exclusive still from it. Thanks to OceanUp!

Here's the trailer:

TMZ Have No Shame

2009-02-20T09:07:00.000-08:00

TMZ have officially sprouted their devil's horns today after posting an exclusive picture of Rihanna moments after Chris Brown attacked her.

What do we think? Too far?

Taylor Momsen Still Has Sex Hair

2009-02-19T10:11:00.000-08:00

Taylor Momsen is my favourite fifteen year old in the entire world right now. Sorry, cousin Aly!

This girl is so damn cute, she has excellent bone structure and she is just gorgeous. She looks good in anything. No wonder IMG snapped her up!

Here she is getting snapped at the Anna Sui Fall 2009 show at New York City's Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Bryant Park last night.

Don't you just love her?!

Miley Cyrus & Jonas Brothers Fashion Police

2009-02-19T10:10:00.001-08:00

Zac Efron's 17 Again Clips

2009-02-19T10:04:00.001-08:00

Enjoy the new clips from Zac's new movie 17 Again!

Olivia Palermo Ruling Fashion Week

2009-02-19T09:31:00.000-08:00

SPOTTED: New York socialite Olivia Palermo’s not-so-relevant friend Madison Marie Cruz trying to be relevant and pathetically failing to do so at the Rachel Zoe show on Tuesday afternoon (17th February).

We were lucky enough to be given second-row seats for the show and surprise, surprise Palermo stormed in with her entourage ten minutes late and took the front row seats. Her yummy cousin from Yale was there with the hanger-on girlfriend; Cruz. And she really does look like she’s just about hanging on – this girl must have weighed less than the over-sized Chanel handbag she was struggling to carry with her.

This a common sight during Fashion Week in NYC – emaciated dumb sluts are everywhere – so we weren’t too fazed.

However, what did faze us was the stunt Cruz pulled! The buzz backstage was she couldn’t wait to leave the show. Sources state the IMG model was restless backstage as she constantly complained about how unimpressed she was with the line-up and later; bitching viciously and openly about Vivian Model Management model Amelia Than-Aye while she walked the catwalk. Jealous, much?

Needless to say, the bulimic airhead proceeded to leave with Palermo and The City’s Whitney Port in tow but when the expected paparazzi surrounded their little party at the exits; Cruz threw a typical bitch fit and refused to leave without security escorts. REALLY? Security? Did this bitch wake up and hit her head on her bedpost or something and then look in the mirror and think she was Angelina Jolie?

A word of advice for you, Madison: you are not royalty. You are not relevant. You are just another attention whore and unless you give us a sex tape or something to work with... we don’t want to blog about you, we don’t give a shit.

Oh, and another word of advice... check your MySpace. It looks like you were hacked or something. Yet again. Surprise, surprise(!)

Here’s daddy’s little princess’s default picture. Isn’t she precious?

Joe Jonas Is A Pretty Girl

2009-02-19T09:30:00.000-08:00

That is all.

Picture credit to OceanUp

Jonas Group?

2009-02-19T09:26:00.000-08:00

Apparently the Jonas Brothers aren't content with being Grammy nominated, award-winning, record-breaking singers, songwriters and actors. They have to have a record label too.

JonasGroup.com just launched online after the Jonas Brothers announced this week that they were creating their own record label to sign Honor Society onto.

Taylor Swift Does Rolling Stone

2009-02-19T09:20:00.000-08:00

Country crooner and Joe Jonas reject Taylor Swift has now been given the honour of gracing the Rolling Stone cover this month.

Unfortunately for Taylor, it looks like Rolling Stone doesn't like her much. The cover choice is horrendous. She looks deformed.

In the new issue, Taylor hit back at claims that the 27 second break up call with Joe was only 27 seconds long because she hung up: 'I did not hang up on him.' Then she reportewdly mouthed, 'Omigod.'

Cute.

Shame the same can't be said about her shoot with the magazine. Come on, Taylor, we know you're a pretty girl so how could you let them do this to you?!

Jomilla Defiance Movie Date

2009-02-19T09:15:00.000-08:00

According to tween magazine TWIST; the recent paparazzi pictures of Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle leaving the movies were from the day they watched Defiance.

Along for the ride was their long-time family friend Maya Kibble and big bro Kevin Jonas.

Nick was probably home dumping that Miley Cyrus wannabe.

Selena Gomez Is Smart

2009-02-19T09:04:00.000-08:00

Selena Gomez is one smart Disney cookie.

The Wizards of Waverly Place star's co-star Jennifer Stone recently spoke up about Selena's reported relationship with Nick Jonas to E!

The youngest Jonas Brother just days ago announced that he was now single; signalling that his relationship with Gomez was over.

Now, it seems Selena is flat-out denying they ever dated and her BFF's are helping her. Stone tells E! ''I don’t know if they were ever dating. I think that was one of those weird rumors that just spread.''

What else can Selena do except deny, deny, deny now that Nick Jonas has dumped her and tossed her into the Miley Cyrus pile? Like I said, Selena is a smart cookie.

I don't know about you guys, but I personally think she's dating this guy.

Merry Christmas!

2008-12-25T10:06:00.000-08:00

A very Merry Christmas to everyone!

Here's some Stella Hudgens... just 'cos. :)

She thinks she's so GANGSTAAA, she cusses out her fans as well as taking risque pictures!

Zanessa @ Lakers Game

2008-12-17T09:24:00.000-08:00

Zac Efron and co-star/girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens are big Lakers fans! They've been spotted making high profile appearances at games before and once again, the couple took to the VIP seats and watched Tuesday night's game in anticipation - The Lakers were playing the Knicks!

Watching the game, however, doesn't seem to be as exciting as watching Zan go through the motions of the game...

Oh the anticipation...

Vanessa can hardly bear it, she's on the edge of her seat!

Nope, she's gotta get up, she's gotta get up...

I don't know what happened but I'm guessing V's not happy! Disappointment!

Zanessa body language is also interesting here...

Vanessa also gushed and glowed when David Beckham stopped to say hello. Cute!

Throughout the game, Zacquisha seemed more interested in either his greasy-ass hair (Rpattz does it better, baby! or in looking pretty for the camera.

Guess Vanessa has to be the man and woman of the relationship!

He did make a weak attempt to show some team spirit...

but it was Vanessa who was the real cheerleader!

Miley @ Disney's Xmas Day Parade

2008-12-08T07:17:00.000-08:00

Miley filmed a performance for the Walt Disney Christmas Day Parade over the weekend at Disneyland. The parade will air on TV on... well, Christmas Day.

Be sure to catch it!

LOL Of The Day

2008-12-08T07:14:00.000-08:00

Nick Jonas driving Big Rob around in big brother Kevin’s extremely large SUV. Nick is still a learner driver and I'm guessing he's practising with Big Rob - but he must be doing well if he's moved onto big cars like SUV's. Anyways, made me LOL. He looks so rockstar. Little boy. LOL!

Memories From London....

2008-12-08T07:05:00.000-08:00

Remember back at the start of September when the Jonai and the Camp Rock cast headed out to London to promote their movie? Well, do you also remember a few paparazzi photos popping up of Demi Lovato and the three brothers posing around in London?

Well, we finally have the photoshoot pictures!

There's even better news for you obsessive fans who like to zoom super-close into Joe Jonas's face... they're in HQ!

Merry Christmas, bbs.

Selena Deludes Young Children

2008-12-08T06:55:00.000-08:00

Wizards of Waverly Place star Selena Gomez is featured in these new promotionals released by Disney for the Totally New Year special that airs annually on the Disney Channel.

The Totally New Year special includes a whole host of Disney channel stars who pretend to be 'live' on New Years Eve on the Disney Channel. In actual fact, the stars of the special filmed the New Years segment back in September... they pretended to celebrate the New Year. These Disney specials always piss me off. Not only are they deluding kids but the actors always talk in that patronising voice. I don't understand how they don't feel sick of themselves when they watch that back.

I'm guessing they probably do.

Blake Lively 'W' Magazine Cover

2008-12-08T06:47:00.000-08:00

Gossip Girl star Blake Lively takes to the cover of this months W Magazine.

W reveal that Blake actually does acknowledge her appetite, she's not another starving upper east-sider: Blake Lively is a starving artist. “I’m hungry. You hungry? Let’s meet at Sant Ambroeus,” she says, by way of cell phone introduction.

Lively is amazingly photogenic, as her W photoshoot boasts.

Gossip Girl At St. Jude's

2008-12-08T06:41:00.000-08:00

Gossip Girl stars Taylor Momsen and Chace Crawford paid a visit to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital on Thursday (4th December).

Taylor and Chace looked amazing as always and posed with some of the children at the hospital.

More pictures in HQ here

Jizz In My Pants

2008-12-08T06:39:00.000-08:00

Just watch!!!

SNL did it again!

The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". In stores 02/10/2009.

Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake.

The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone.

Will YOU buy their single?

Demi and Alex Confirmed

2008-12-06T10:27:00.000-08:00

An exckusive from ZacTaylor.ca revealed that Demi Lovato, 16, is indeed dating rocker Alex DeLeon, 19.

Their source states:
"The two have not been seeing each other for long since Demi is so busy, but like they are together as a couple. They were introduced by a mutual friend not too long ago and have been chatting and seeing each other ever since. Demi is in L.A. right now and Alex isn't - It makes the relationship hard, but the two are dealing with it and trying to make it work without the press - It'll come out sooner or later since he's been seen at a lot of Demi's shows and they are not really trying to hide anything."

I can actually see why Demi would click with a guy like Alex. I think they're well suited. Let's just hope he didn't win her over with those cheesy pick-up lines she so easily falls for!

What do YOU think?

Demi Is Easy

2008-12-06T10:25:00.001-08:00

As much as I love Demi Lovato, she is damn easy to score!

She recently told teeny-bopper magazine Popstar about the best pick-up line she'd ever had used on her:
'Somebody came up to me with a box of Goobers and asked me what the trans fat was because he didn't have glasses on, and I said, 'Um, it says zero,' and he's like, 'Oh, great, what are your numbers?' And I was like wow, and then I gave it to him cause that was just so awesome.''

Seriously, Demi... that's not something to fondly recall. You were seriously duped. At least you can say you were too young to know any better, I guess!

Rpattz Hacked?

2008-12-06T10:05:00.000-08:00

Apparently, Robert Pattinson has been using the alias Randle Patrick McMurphy on Facebook so you know, stalker-fans wouldn't find him. Unfortunately for him, it seems they did.

There's screenshots of his supposed wall-to-wall conversations on Facebook but I'm sceptical. For one thing, he's talking about scoring with Kristen Stewart and getting his thug friends to beat her boyfriend up...

On the other hand, being a fellow Londoner myself, it does sound like a legit Londoner talking on that Facebook so if it is a poser, it's a damn good British one. Words like 'nuttery' and how he refers to some of the fangirls as 'a bit odd' sounds spot-on like Rob! But fangirls these days probably even know his blood type so I wouldn't be surprised if it was a poser.

The screenshots are here and then here, and once again here and you don't wanna miss this one over here and this is just a big old LOL here and this isn't really relevent but it's LOLworthy right here!

What do YOU guys think?

UPDATE: THIS SHIT IS PHOTOSHOPPED TO THE MAX, BITCHES! I checked it out by searching some of Rpattz's so called 'friends', they are real people on Facebook but their friendslist show no RANDLE as being added. That means Randle does not exist on Facebook and that the poser photoshopped a bunch of random people's profiles into their fake conversations. Sad!

Miley Most Fascinating

2008-12-06T10:02:00.000-08:00

Miley sat down with Barbara Walters' for her special on the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2008. The teen sensation talked about the year she had had and growing up from Disney as well as the so-called scandalous Vanity Fair pictures.

Ash Tizz Is A Hairstyle Guide

2008-12-06T09:48:00.000-08:00

Ashley Tisdale is a girl who knows all about hair and hair transformations. She literally had to go through an image change to get the part of Maddie on The Suite Life and that blonde little bob, although fake, was what helped her get the part on the popular High School Musical movies.

So who is more qualified then her to rock the February 2009 cover of Sophisticate’s Hairstyle Guide?

See the scans here and here

Be sure to pick up a copy and enjoy the outtakes below!

A Cyrus Premiere

2008-12-06T09:36:00.001-08:00

This Friday night (5th December) was a big one for the Cyrus family with not one but two family members debuting their eagerly anticipated music videos.

Miley Cyrus's second single 'Fly On The Wall' premiered its music video last night as did her older brother Trace Cyrus' band Metro Station, who released the video for 'Seventeen Forever.'

I love both songs although I think 'Seventeen Forever' is a little more my style then 'Fly On The Wall.'

Both music videos were amazing although I felt both videos could have been a lot better - this is a Cyrus family production after all, these guys are supposed to be raising the bar!

So much talent in one family!

Fly On The Wall:

Seventeen Forever:

Twilight In Germany!

2008-12-06T09:28:00.000-08:00

Twilight's promotional extrvaganza continues... and reaches the Germans!

Equally delicious co-stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson stepped out onto the red carpet for a fan event in Munich earlier today.

Also, I'm sorry to say it but Kristen always looks so spaced out. After seeing those pictures of her smoking out of a bong, I can't help but to think she's stoned all the time. You brought the stereotype onto yourself, KiKi!!!

IMAGE CREDIT

Rpattz In Rolling Stone

2008-12-06T09:25:00.000-08:00

This isn't good enough!

He needs to be on the damned cover. If Zac Efron is good enough, Robert Pattinson more then qualifies!

Who's with me?!

Taylor Swift Can't Help Herself...

2008-12-06T09:12:00.000-08:00

Taylor Swift will soon be releasing second single 'White Horse' and is making the rounds on chat shows to complete the required promotion.

While at the Tonight Show With Jay Leno on Friday night (5th December), Taylor not only performed her single but also gave yet another interview with a not-so-hidden jibe at ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas!

Whilst talking about her upcoming birthday, Taylor said she needed new glasses and a new boyfriend. I bet she's sad that Leno conveniently stirred the conversation away from boy-talk after that, she seemed like she was itching to talk about Joe Jonas! Poor guy must be having nightmares about her. Which must be, after all, what she wants. No one messes with Squinty!

The interview:

The performance... it's boring but hey, if you wanna torture yourself then hit play, bb:

Jessica Alba Is Not Anorexic But...

2008-12-05T04:35:00.000-08:00

Jessica Alba looked stunning in a sheer red dress at the Campari Club's launch of it's Campari Calendar on Wednesday evening (3rd December).

The Fantastic Four star and mom of one left mouths hanging on the red carpet as she struck a variety of poses with fashion designers like Donatella Versace and her daughter Allegra.

I have to feel kind of sad for Allegra.

She's been battling anorexia since March 2007. It doesn't look like she's getting any better and surely being surrounded by super-beautiful women like Alba at high profile red carpet events such as this one can't be good for her? Alba might not be anorexic anymore but she inspires it in other girls, for sure!

Demi's Rollercoaster Ride

2008-12-05T04:32:00.000-08:00

Message from Miss Lovato:
december 8th, 8:00 p.m.
the wiltern theater, los angeles, CA

.......

see ya there..... :P

Idiot Parents Angry At Britney

2008-12-05T04:19:00.000-08:00

Parents with children as young as 5 are apparently horrified by the lyrics on one of the songs on the new Britney Spears album 'Circus'.

‘If You Seek Amy’ may be the actual title of one of the songs but when Britney sings it, it sounds exactly like ‘F U C K me”. In context of the lyrics, ‘If You Seek Amy’ doesn’t even make sense as a lyric. ‘F U C K me’ does. It is either “All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy” or “all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F U C K me”.

“I was astonished and totally taken aback when I heard my 5 and 7 year old kids walking around the house singing F U C K’,” whined one of the parents to Undercover News. “When I asked them what it was, they told me it was Britney Spears. I was horrified”.

Le gasp! Shock! Horror! Britney Spears isn't for kids? Holy shit. REALLY?

The parents continue to make their bitchy whining look even more stupid by making comments like: "I thought it would be good, wholesome entertainment for them (the kids) over the holidays. I got them the ‘Circus’ album because little kids are Britney fans but there was no warning on the album and none of the songs listed had F U C K in the title.”

While the ambiguity of the track may have decieved the parents and for that, the label may be in the wrong, I just have one thing to say: where the fuck are these parents living? What planet are they on? Britney is the last person on planet earth who is wholesome - have they not cracked open a magazine over the last three years? The woman has gone through shit. She will sing about that shit. If you want to keep your kids cottonballed from that then stay away from anything Britney Spears. God damn.

Selena Gomez Wants To Be Edgy

2008-12-05T04:06:00.000-08:00

God, this girl was getting really boring and very predictable. I guess she got the message that she was sending the blogosphere into a fit of snores because she recently said she wants 'darker roles', citing Angelia Jolie as an example:

"I can't stay with Disney forever, however much I love it. If I could play any role it would be Angelina Jolie's character, Lisa, in Girl Interrupted - she was fantastic in that film."

So Selena wants to play a whore-ish junkie? I guess it'd give her some diversity...

Speaking at the 2008 EA British Academy Children's Awards on Sunday evening (30th November), Selena also talked about how she's looking forward to releasing an album: "I'm looking forward to releasing the album - it's going to be music for everyone, for adults and kids to jump around to. My first love is acting though, that is where my heart is, and I really want to focus on films in the future."

Whatever, Selena. You talk the talk but I doubt you'll ever walk the walk, SNORE-TASTIC!

Selena returning from England on Wednesday night at LAX with no make-up:

Blake's Gossip Girly Shoot

2008-12-05T03:52:00.000-08:00

Remember that Gossip Girl episode where Serena Vanderwoodsen (Blake Lively) is told by new hot guy Aaron Rose (John Patrick Amedori) that she's so beautiful she inspires him and then Serena effectively becomes his muse (or one of his muses) and poses for an elaborate photoshoot? Do ya remember that? Do YA?! Of course you do, GG junkies.

Check the pictures out here
I LOVE THAT AARON'S IDEA OF BEAUTY IS KEEPING SERENA'S FACE COVERED... LOL!

You can also check out the video here!

Miley Shops With BFF Lesley

2008-12-05T03:42:00.000-08:00

Teen sensation Miley Cyrus stepped out into sunny Los Angeles on Thursday afternoon (4th December) with a legion of gal pals including her childhood bestfriend Lesley Patterson.

The girlies hit the shops with the paparazzi hot on their trail.

JB's Grammy Glory

2008-12-05T03:39:00.000-08:00

The Jonas Brothers were nominated for a Grammy at the Nokia Theatre in LA earlier this week and they are still riding high on the glory!

As can be seen from the backstage interviews, the boys feel truly blessed. Aww!

Even radio show host Ryan Seacrest called the boys on Thursday morning (4th December) to offer his congratulations.

Taylor Momsen Is Rock & Roll

2008-12-04T09:37:00.000-08:00

Teen model and actress Taylor Momsen looked gorgeous in freshly-cut bangs and a shimmery silver mini-dress at the grand opening of the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Annex in New York City on Monday (2nd December).

I just want to let you all know for the millionth time... she is only 15 years old. Yet, she is that gorgeous. I know, it should be crime...

His Voice Alone Is Enough

2008-12-04T09:30:00.000-08:00

Robert Pattinson is gorgeous, beautiful, wonderful, GOD and so much more to millions of girls across the world. Many have wondered if the fan hysteria following the young British actor who is gradually rising to fame is healthy. Now we have an answer.

It's not cute anymore. It's an EPIDEMIC.

At a recent Q&A session for Pattinson's new film 'How To Be', the actor had to call in to converse with an auditorium of over a hundred fans... that's right, he called in and it still got all the girls hot under the collar! They were cheering and giggling flirtatiously and nervous... and he wasn't even there. It was just a phone.

It kinda gives me the LOL's...

The Twilight Coverage

2008-12-04T09:16:00.000-08:00

For the Twilight crazies, like myself, here is a post dedicated 100% to everything and anyone related to the London premiere of Twilight. Enjoy!

Extra interview Robert Pattison and ask him why he was expelled from school at age 12. His reaction is hysterical but he doesn't give up the reason why. This leads me to consider he has a dark past. Which makes me wanna jump him all the more!

Robert being overly-modest about the Twilight hype... nothing new there.

Empire's coverage of the premiere. Note that all of the presenters are wearing big-ass, warm jackets. It was literally minus-temperatures on Wednesday night! I feel sorry for Kristen and all the girlies in their paper-thin, mini-dresses! They interview Kristen and Robert.

Some lucky fanbitch was standing super-close to Rob as he did interviews. 28 seconds of pure heaven.

One fans experience of the premiere. And no, the girl didn't die of hypothermia by the end of the night. Her passion for Rob kept her warm, thank you very much.

Finally, Extra have raw, uncut footage of the premiere. You can now watch Robert blink! WOO! Check it out here

Twilight's London Premiere

2008-12-04T09:06:00.000-08:00

Twilight finally premiered in London last night (3rd December).

Of course, hundreds of hysterical fans turned up in temperatures that were below freezing to see the gorgeous Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart walk down the red carpet, do interviews and then eventually head in to see the movie.

Rpattz scrubbed up nicely in a suit and Kristen rocked the red-tinge in her hair. Also, I'm sorry to say it but she looks kind of stoned here and here. At least Rob lost the hobo look! YAY!

Judging by the pictures, the lighting wasn't too good at the premiere... I thought it was only direct sunlight vampires needed to shy away from?

Rpattz and the Twilight crew looking sexy-fierce. I can almost hear them growling!

Miley Shops At Ralph's

2008-12-04T08:50:00.000-08:00

Miley Cyrus looked incredibly normal as she hit up a Ralph's store on Tuesday night (2nd December) along with an assistant/publicist/hired nanny.

She could've been any old ordinary girl stocking up on food supplies, pushing a cart down aisles, dressed in loose yet comfy yet unfashionable yet COMFY clothing... except that she had like thirty grown, hairy men with video cameras pursuing her.

Cute.

LOL Of The Day

2008-12-04T08:47:00.000-08:00

Samantha Ronson checks out her girlfriend Lindsay Lohan's ass...

The duo were shopping and it looks like Sam couldn't keep her eyes off the goods.

Rpattz Finds Fangirls Confusing

2008-12-04T07:42:00.000-08:00

Poor baby. I love you, just 'cos you're cute. My opinion on the fact that you need a shave and a good wash still hasn't changed, baby!

JB Can't Stop Smiling...

2008-12-04T07:36:00.000-08:00

Well, there's no reason why they should be frowning!

The Jonas Brothers were celebrating their Grammy nomination last night (3rd December) at the Nokia Theatre in LA. Nick Jonas said they 'just couldn't stop smiling' when asked how they were feeling.

Watch the cuties... Oh and some LOL points:
-He calls them 'brothers' like in the black sense. The JBros can't get anymore white!
-At the end, he calls out to Taylor Swift... freeze-frame Joe's face there. That girl is everywhere these days!

Taylor Does Reebok Flash Event

2008-12-01T10:27:00.000-08:00

Gossip Girl cutie Taylor Momsen hit up the blue carpet at the Reebok Flash Launch Party in NYC last Tuesday (25th November), looking stunning in a smart dress.

Momsen's co-star Leighton Meester was seen shooting commercials for the new Reebok Flash sneakers earlier this month. How cool of Taylor to go and support her girl!

Smiley Greets Her Fans

2008-12-01T10:23:00.001-08:00

Teen sensation Miley Cyrus greeted fans outside her New York City hotel on Friday afternoon (28th November) before getting into a car.

The 16 year old superstar showed off her new highlights and donned a big cross clad in an all-black outfit as she signed autographs and chatted with fans.

Also, the Miley and Mandy show posted a new video - it's hysterical and gives a shout-out to a small MySpace band whose popularity has probably grown after that shout-out!

Demi Rocks Hollywood Blvd

2008-12-01T10:10:00.000-08:00

Disney rocker (isn't that an oxymoron?) Demi Lovato rocked out on stage at the Hollywood Santa Parade last night (30th November).

She performed hits off her album Don't Forget including her first single Get Back in front of an audience of thousands.

As ever, Demi kept her style glittery and punk-rocker-ish. The JBros taught her well!

V Hangs With The Family

2008-12-01T10:00:00.000-08:00

Vanessa Hudgens paid a visit to a gym in Los Angeles on Sunday afternoon (30th November).

The High School Musical star was accompanied by her mom and her little sister Stella - who was, thankfully, covered up which is obviously not her favourite way to be pictured as has recently emerged.

Baby V kept up her regime of keeping her face covered up.

Stella Hudgens Growing Up Too Fast?

2008-12-01T09:54:00.001-08:00

So, she is Vanessa Hudgens thirteen year old kid sister. Vanessa Hudgens being of Disney's High School Musical fame who also had a little issue with nude pictures of her leaking from when she was just fifteen years old.

These pictures pretty much sicken me. I don't know what about them sickens me more - the fact that this round-faced cute little midget thinks she's sexy or the fact that a whole bunch of pedophiles out there are probably thinking 'Dayuuum, she's sexy!'

Jemma MacKenzie-Brown Is 14 Years Old

2008-12-01T09:49:00.001-08:00

Did Disney really think they could control every single 14 year old girls' desire to hang loose, have fun and get all teenage-hormonal? Heh, naive, naive Disney execs...

If you want to drink underage and get your butt felt up by your girlyfriends... here's a tip, make sure it doesn't end up on MySpace - especially when you want to be the next Disney thing!

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LOL Of The Day

2008-11-26T10:23:00.000-08:00

What do Twilight hotties Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart have in common?

They both like to celebrate their box office successes by pumping their bodies full of unhealthy substances - be it alcohol poisoning or smoking a bong!

Rpattz stumbling out of a bar... really really drunk.

Kirsten lighting up in broad daylight... really really not smart.

LOL!

Uh, on a sidenote... these aren't paper-plastic-perfect Disney kids, alright? These are real almost fully-grown adults and having a bunch of tweens go OMG! at their private actions probably justifies Kirsten's 'retards' remark.

Britney's On Rolling Stone - Again!

2008-11-26T10:15:00.000-08:00

Britney Spears has yet another Rolling Stone cover under her belt and yet again, we are all falling head over heels in love with her again and her new image.

I know her breakdowns are messy and scary but the end result is so wonderful, she comes out of her ugly hard-shell drunken-boozy-orgy-druggy coccoon as a fairy-tale princess.

Sit back and enjoy the rides peeps, it's another Britney re-invention!

Read Britter's interview with them here

Leighton Is Not Alone, But On Her Own

2008-11-26T10:09:00.000-08:00

Gossip Girl bitch Leighton Meester is in the new Rolling Stone!

This girl needs to be on the cover.

Check out the seriously hot HQ of the scan here.

Selena Is Desperate

2008-11-26T10:03:00.000-08:00

Selena Gomez spilled to TWIST about a very special holiday date she had two years ago: 'When I was fourteen, I went Christmas caroling with my crush. We had a huge trailer that had hay over it and we were driven all around the entire neighborhood.
My crush and I shared a blanket and drank hot chocolate and sang carols. I was kind of like a movie moment! I definitely want to have a cute holiday date this year!'

Too bad Nick dumped her. She's advertising her availibility in tween magazines now? OK... then. Someone's getting desperate!

Ash Tizz & The Gomez Are Designers

2008-11-26T09:55:00.000-08:00

Ashley Tisdale and Selena Gomez created their own designs on Ugg boots. As much as I love HSM3's sexy Tizzy, I have to say, her design is awful. Why would you buy a pair of Uggs so horribly defaced? A two year old does this! Not a designer! Stick to your damn jobs.

Selena Gomez has become increasingly boring now that Nick Jonas has reportedly dumped her and Miley Cyrus is moving onto greater and bigger things then just the Disney Channel so it looks like this bitch is worming her way into any opportunity she can that will remind people she's still around. Go away, Selena! You're overrated. We want more Demi!

Ashley's design... cringe-worthy.

Selena's design... a bit more improved but Selena's just getting desperate.